Suck My Dick

Usually meant as an insult, "Suck My dick" is a rude way of telling someone to go away, it is often used by men, and women who have had enough of one's behavior.
You know what, suck my dick. Shut up, or suck my dick!
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Suck my fart

To place one's lips around a brown round and inhale the flagellation into your lungs.
I want big Laquinta to place her mouth upon my asshole and begin to suck my fart.
by New guy October 28, 2019
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suck my ashley

another way of saying "suck my ass".
"damn Riley suck my ashley."
by suck.my.ass.chfgfn October 29, 2015
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suck my wenis

โ€œSuck my wenisโ€ is an aggressive term which is telling someone to suck your elbow.
Meanie: dang boi you uglyyy!! You: suck my wenis!!!!! Meanie: you hurt my feelings!! You: i donโ€™t care:)
by Furry lover123 November 15, 2018
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Suck my nuts

Someone who sucks another man's nuts. Probably will lead to oral sex and ejaculation
Keith carridian "kung Fu the legend" he wanted for someone to use this term either suck my nuts or dick. Keith wound jump into action on his knees, point of no return feels to good.
by Cumdepsority March 03, 2022
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suck my cock

what you say to your 75 year old aunt with the gigantic tits.
aunt frieda?
yes johnny?
my pee pee feels funny.
oh johny, thats just an erection! here look at my naked hangy tits.
aunt frieda...suck my cock.
by tony January 25, 2004
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