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Pre-Meds [Pre-Medical Students]

1) Some of the worst people on earth.
2) Cut Throat brown nosers who suck at life.
3) People who will screw each other over for no reason.
4) The most hated people in college.
5) Nosy people who always want to know what other people got on a test.
6) Bitchy losers who always complain about how hard school is.
Pre-Meds Pre-Medical Students: Hey billy what did you get on your test?
Billy: None of your business You brown nosing pre-med.

Jane: I have so much stuff to do.
Pre-med: oh yea? I have to clean the house do the laundry study for Organic chem, Physics, and so much more !

Teacher: Okay class I went to the amazon rain forest over break,I found a cure for HIV, Cancer, and discovered a new species of Plant.
Pre-med: is this going to be on the test?
by Damn I told u. October 6, 2008
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studefish

ugly person that stands next to someone to make them look prittier
star jones was the studefish on the view.
by pepe dingdong July 8, 2006
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students

formal> A group of (mostly young) people that are teached by professors.
real> Young human beings that are rided, sickened and abased by other group of human beings in a building named school.
Wash that blackboard.
Students,you are stupid.
you have written these 4 pages with black pen, rewrite it with blue one.
...
by kaliope May 24, 2008
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day student

A completely misunderstood and secluded group of students at a boarding school. There are less day students than boarders at most schools, so it's common knowledge that it's harder to get into good boarding schools as a day student.

in comparison with their sworn enemies, the boarders, day students are more civilized. It is a proven fact that they have higher grade point averages as well. Plus, they get to go home every day and do whatever they want without curfews and without having to pay a cab to take them everywhere. Most have their licenses, so they can come and go as they please. This makes the boarders insane with jealousy, causing them to hate on the day students.

It is because of this jealousy that the day students are extremely secluded from the rest of the student body and are often referred to as sketchy when in fact most are not sketchy at all.
First Day of School at DA:
Boarder: "Hey, I'm from Greenwich. Where are you from?"
Day Student: "I'm from Greenfield..."
Boarder:"Hahaha. Get the hell away from me, loser."
by DA 007 June 27, 2005
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The Miami Student

You start with a case of Nati and a funnel. You and your partner drink the Nati until sloshed. You drain the remaining beer into your partner's ass using the funnel then fuck until the receiving partner vomits. You then take a curly straw and penetrate the receiving partner's ass in order to drink the beer trapped beyond the sphincter. Thus, The Miami Student.
My girlfriend and I did The Miami Student outside CJ's last night. It was sooo crazy!
by Ziam Rears April 21, 2010
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professional college student

Any person who has been in college for more than 5 + years of college experience; The student with the most debt; Students who have attended a 2 year college but took 4-5 years to finish it or transferred or never graduate;Usually also known as under achievers;Students who has more friends than Tom in myspace; Excessive partier even in his/her late 30's; Student who has a 5 year old kid when they finally graduate; Just finishing his/her 4 year degree nearing upon his/her high school reunion.
Robert: What is going on Fred? What have you been up to since after we graduated in '96?

Fred: I've been in college. I finally finished my 4 year degree this year.

Robert: Really?

Fred: Yeah I've been a professional college student
by Chappelle is my nigga July 18, 2006
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law student

Someone who has no tangible skills except the ability to read a book and memorize Latin terms such as "res ipsa" and "de novo."

Someone who hides their alcoholism and insecurities by constantly gossiping about classmates.

Someone who knows how to party.
"Who is that douchebag over there wearing a blazer with khacki shorts and bragging about how he met Obama once?"

"Oh, that's just a law student."
by Big Freeze UFL February 1, 2010
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