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struggle jerk

1. To beat off out of pure inability to contain ones sexual urges because you're an animal.
2. A masterful jerk session where one is forced to either beat off in undesirable situations or circumstances. eg. no internet.
1. Yo man, growing up in the 90's was a real hustle. We had no internet, dudes had to imagine naked woman, and just struggle jerk.
by Ottis Maximus October 13, 2016
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mister struggle

lol if you struggle with anything Christian girls won't want you
"can you come shopping with me"
man-"sorry i am a bit behind on the bible, im struggling wiht the whole moses bit"
"oh you're struggling?"
man-"no no not like mister struggle"
*wife leaves*
by hmmhmhm May 31, 2020
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struggle busing

When someone is struggling like that of a bus that has gone too many miles and almost can’t run anymore, but somehow does.

It’s not like a broken down car struggle, it’s a buss struggle.

When you have so many struggles they can fit in a car, so you need a bus.
“I’m struggle busing today I got no sleep”

Looks like that guy is gonna be on the struggle bus tomorrow, hes drinking way to much!” (Not always related to drinking)

“The Army is one giant struggle bus of fuckery”

“I slept for an hour and thirty minutes last night, I’m struggle busing so hard right now to type this”
by Soodnim Lurpa August 22, 2018
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Struggle Bun

Guys that are balding in front, but holding on to what's left of their hair in a man-bun/top-not.
Example 1: You see that guys struggle bun!

Example 2: You see that Johnny is going bald? Yeah, but he is still keeping that struggle bun.
by aerie.juls May 12, 2022
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struggle bowl

When you finish your weed and scrape residue in the bowl, and smoke it.
Jeff: "There's no more weed left!"

Donnie: "fuck it, struggle bowl"
by yvngkitos April 25, 2015
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zipper struggle

When y'all aren't fucking
Example 1:

Nick: "How's the zipper struggle going?"
Matt: "Can't hook anybody on Tinder so it looks like it'll be a long time until I get laid."

Example 2:

Katie: "How are you and Lola doing lately?"
Caleb: "We're in a zipper struggle because I forgot to feed the cat on Monday."
by porkchchoppanzeefin May 5, 2020
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Struggle Streaming

Producing content (for YouTube, Tik Tok, IG, etc.) with substandard equipment e.g. a bad camera, shitty audio
My camera was stolen so I have to use my old one... it's gonna be struggle streaming today.
by Ascended Gorilla June 6, 2022
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