Going down on a chick on her period after she hasn't showered for at least ten days, so you end up with a chunk of coagulated blood on your stache
by HxC RiFF October 8, 2023
Get the Marmalade Stachemug. A weak mustache with usually only four to five full grown hairs, popularized by a man named Spooder.
by ElawnMosk November 29, 2019
Get the Spooder-Stachemug. Someone morbidly obese who calls people by their last names. Usually plays video games all day, doesn't play any sport, and is completely incapable of making a humorous joke. Usually they have names that begin with M,N,A, or R. They watch lots of anime, and most of the time they have a lot of siblings- 3 to 6. Hates common terms like "lol" "lmao" "lmfao" or "rip" but then continues to use cringy terms like "uwu" Even though they play lots of video games like COD, Fortnite, or Valorant, they usually suck at it even after playing for 30 hours. They usually have a sort of slogan that they repeat 20-30 times a day and are aggressive and annoying and make people argue with other people just for the fun of it.
by Rubixcubemaster1234 May 27, 2021
Get the Stache boymug. by loveyounot October 4, 2016
Get the Hair stachemug. by Lord Anthony October 22, 2017
Get the ranch stachemug. by LieAwakeToDrink February 27, 2022
Get the Cross Stachingmug. "She's not into donkey punches anymore. She likes to get a Sticky Stache. It raises her blood pressure."
by Mr. Hairylegs March 17, 2008
Get the Sticky Stachemug.