storm shield

The only way to protect yourself from a thunder hammer.

As I tried to finish my girl with a thunder hammer, she put up a storm shield by covering herself with the sheets.

by Juggy1337 October 20, 2008

queef storm

A period during which a woman endures several, very loud, embarrassing queefs. This period usually entails twenty minutes of pure, continuous queefing.

(Any leg movement at the hips increases the intensity and frequency of the queefs during the queef storm)

Girl 1: Yeah, after John and I had sex, I just had the worst queef storm ever...

Girl 2: What did he do?

Girl 1: He walked out laughing...

by E.B. & J-Stone September 25, 2011

snirt storm

A snirt storm is a blizzard on the Great Plains of North America. The snow is actually made up a of combination of snowflakes and dirt particles. Because the wind is so strong in flat areas like plains, it pulls topsoil right up into the air. If you walked outdoors during a snirt storm you would feel constant stings of sand-sized particles sandblasting your face. When people get back indoors, they have a very distinctive appearance, because the dirt accumulates around their eyes, making them look like raccoons.

Everyone scurried indoors to escape the snirt storm, but not before their eyes had become encrusted in black dirt, making them look like raccoons.

by Ewizobeth December 18, 2013

Barrel Storm

A flurry of barrel rolls

He did so many barrel rolls, we were in a fucking barrel storm.

by Simuhchai January 17, 2009

Storm Chaser

A person who seeks relationships that are in constant turmoil

Dont hook up with Amy, she's a total storm chaser.

by Nora A stilrag May 23, 2016

shit storm

n. Figuratively, a huge downpour of shit; not to be confused with an actual dump as experienced by a headshitter

Dude, I fucked up large. Now I'm gonna face a gale force shit storm!

by D'emon November 7, 2002

perfect storm

When three events, usually beyond one's control, converge and create a large inconvenience for an individual. Each event represents one of the storms that collided on the Andrea Gail in the book/movie titled the perfect storm.

I had planned to go out tonight with my friends but then the perfect storm hit and now I can't do anything, my boss wanted me to work late, my girlfriend told me "we needed to talk", and my car won't start.

by TRex August 21, 2004