butternut squash lover

A Pakistani-American. It is unknown if this is true in other countries, but in America, people from Pakistan and their offspring LOVE butternut squash.
Did you see those butternut squash lovers in 7/11?
by Chester Cheese February 21, 2011
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National Squash Beef Day

National squash beef day is when you squash beef with all your friends and this day occurs in May 3rd
by duhitz_sasha May 02, 2018
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When your partner butters up your ballsack with KY warming gel then vigorously gives you an old fashioned (hand job) with one hand while feverishly squeezing and yanking your balls with the other.
Rachel gave me the old fashioned butternut squash last night. I thought she was going to yank my nuts off there for a moment.

I’m sore as hell from the old fashioned butternut squash my step mom gave me yesterday after dad left for work. I need to keep the bathroom door locked.
by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2018
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sports cap vodka squash

a method of pre-drinking using a sports cap bottle, with vodka and a squash drink of ones choice.
'mate, wanna have some sports cap vodka squash before we go out tonight?'

'sports cap later??'
by wonderland291 May 20, 2010
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A burger that comes with summer squash
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Know What You Did Last Summer Squash Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018
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jacking my squash

Random guy: your kinda gay. Me: your really jacking my squash right about now
by Kylethajit September 28, 2021
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squash beaver

Squash beaver
A sexual position when a woman of 600 pounds or more jumps into a split on the face of her partner.
“Hey I saw najeel broke his neck what happened?”

“Oh him and misses attempted the squash beaver”
by JALEPEÑOSEATURTLE April 02, 2019
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