If you were to you tell your friends about a party, then don't show up and say it's because the stars didn't align so you're feeling tired, then you could expect your friends to were Sponging-out
by NotSpong January 28, 2010
When a man urinates profusely on the womans couch and proceeds to throw her down and rail her on said couch.
by Machine Gun Doobie January 21, 2013
N. (1)Another term for a member of the armed forces that are placed in a great deal of fire fights, wherein there's a large possibility of getting shot.(2)The frontlines of an army during the early battles revolutionary war.(I.E. Before the de4scion stop using straightline formations by the United States, in favor of tatics reminscient of jungle warfare)
1)My brother recently joined the marines, he'll make a great bullet sponge.
2)The straightline formations of the redcoats during the revolutionary war made them essentially bullet sponges.
2)The straightline formations of the redcoats during the revolutionary war made them essentially bullet sponges.
by Sonic Youth July 29, 2005
by Ron T March 29, 2003
When you have sex with a girl on her period and cum inside her without a condom and then you pull out to see the blood and creampie resembling a victoria sponge cake.
by +-Jaymie-+ February 13, 2018
Person 1: Man, lets go on a killer adventure!
Person 2: (AKA Fun sponge) Naw, im kinda tired. Plus adventures are for losers.
Person 2: (AKA Fun sponge) Naw, im kinda tired. Plus adventures are for losers.
by Simple Jack and a sack March 25, 2009
by Jnup August 15, 2006