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Southern Waterslide

When you rub lard on your bare ass, tie yourself to a pickup truck with a long rope, and have a friend drive you down the streets of Myrtle Beach
Ron: “Do anyhing fun this summer?”

Bill: “Just a Southern waterslide
by Papi Snaz July 9, 2018
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Southern Shambles

The waddle one has after sleeping with their relative who likes to have anal sex
"When cousin Cletus left, my brother Bobby had the Southern Shambles"
by Dat Cassowary September 14, 2015
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Southern Lightsaber

When a male gets a hard-on before intercourse, puts on a glowing condom, and at the same time he puts his dick inside her vagina and he farts making a sound similar to a lightsaber stabbing its victim. (Optional: Yell, "I AM YO DADDY!", while doing this!)
"Last night I pulled a southern lightsaber on my girlfriend!"
by Taco Nigga August 27, 2013
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Southern Engineering

Billy Jo used some southern engineering to make that piece of shit square body run.
by Unholy Terror October 15, 2021
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Southern Pacific

A former class 1 railroad in the West & midwest around the US with it famous "Southern Pacific daylight passenger trains" and colorful freight locomotives it been acquired by the union Pacific in 1996 following by the BN/ATSF merger in 1995
by Vtuu February 1, 2021
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Southern Bell

A common mis-spelling of Southern Belle.

A woman of Southern United States Ancestory stretching from Texas, Kentucky, Viginia and Florida.

Usually this word is used by a woman describing herself during pen pal, text or email conversations.

What type of person are You? " Oh...I'm a real Southern Bell".

A Southern Bell is sweet down home woman that makes lemonade and sweet tea for her man when he comes home all sweaty from a hard days work while she stays home and bakes biscuits.

A Southern Bell uses southern slang to give an appearance of sincerity or endearment by referring to someone as; Sweety, Baby, Sugar or Honey.

A Southern Bell never sweats.

A Southern Bell is the same as a Southern Gal.

New Age Southern Bell's do not use the term "Well...I declare!"
What type of person are You? " Oh...I'm a real Southern Bell".
by Mackbusa May 8, 2018
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Southern Soaker

When a gentleman goes down on a lady and makes her squirt EVERYWHERE.
Gentleman: I was out last night at the bar, bought this chick a drink. She decided to return the favor, so I decided to top that and give her the Ol’ Southern Soaker.
by Dot dot dick January 2, 2019
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