adult soda

An alternate term to refer to beer or other carbonated alcoholic beverages. Sometimes used to make one sound high class or to mask the activities when talking around those not of age.

I am going to enjoy a few adult sodas tonight on the rooftop with the guys.

by Windyman August 6, 2006

dodh soda

A beverage made with milk and cola, having the industry standardized ratio of 1:1 of either ingredient (that is, 50% milk and 50% cola). The exact origins of this beverage is unknown, but many scholars speculate that the pioneer of this brilliant creation was likely of Pakistani or Indian decent. A team of chemical engineers and food researchers have carbon-dated the first ever trace of dodh soda to Pakistan. Dodh soda has two distinct taste variations beyond the standard version. The light and airy flavour of the low-sugar option: "dodh soda lite" (70% milk and 30% cola), and the sweet and savoury flavour of the decadent version: "dodh soda dark" (30% milk and 70% cola). Currently, an new controversial hybrid-formula of dodh soda is being engineered in Canada. As the formula is top secret and of utmost importance to the creator, it is known only to those in the beverage industry as "dodh soda BLAK". The beverage is rumoured to contain 30% milk, 30% cola, and 40% premium dark roast Columbian blend coffee, thereby creating a drink which is so aromatic, so craveable, and so incredibly tempting that you will do anything in your power to get one of these bad boys in your hands right now.

Always remember: when making dodh soda, add the cola to the milk for best taste results!

Raj: “Auntie ji, can I have something to drink?”
Auntie ji: “How about some goat milk?”
Raj: “Nah, goat milk is soo yesterday, anything else?”
Auntie ji: “I have just the thing!”
(Auntie ji pours some cola into the milk, thereby pioneering the greatest beverage of all time.)
Raj: “What’s this?”
Auntie ji: “Its dodh soda, you‘ll love it!”
(Raj takes a sip)
Auntie ji: “And?”
Raj: (speechless, lost in euphoric bliss)

by Polarbit November 14, 2007

soda roulette

1) When you are at the vending machine and can't decide on a delicious carbonated beverage, push two or more buttons at the same time. Out comes a carbonated surprise.

2) After inserting money in the vending machine, have multiple people simultaneously push the button that corresponds to flavor of their choosing. Winner keeps the beverage. If you jump the gun, you must buy all other players their beverage of choice.

Soda roulette can also be used in place of rock paper scissors.

by Whiskey Tengo Foxtrot September 3, 2011

Anus soda

An Anus Soda is when you do a handstand and let someone else put a funnel into your anus and pour in soda. Then, you sit down, masterbate furiously, and before you have an orgasm, you open your anus and let all the soda drip down as you cum. Afterwards, someone else is to lick it all up and/or lather it into their genitals and skin.

Beth: "Whats your favorite sexual activity?"

Rob: "I enjoy doing the Anus Soda so much."

by analoo June 22, 2010

Soda Piss

Used when comparing to something clear.

Teacher: Crystal clear kids?
Sarcastic Student: Clear as soda piss!

"I drank a bunch of soda, now my piss is dark... I got soda piss"

by Llandon January 19, 2009

Beverly Soda

The shittiest soda you'll ever taste.

"I tried that Beverly Soda at the World of Coca-Cola. Worst decision of my life."

by AManAPlanACanalPanama April 17, 2014

Soda Boner

When you drink like 4 red bulls and for some odd reason you feel a boner coming on.

Sebastian: Hails, you just drank 2 monsters!!!

Hails: Ik, man I have like the biggest soda boner right now!!!

Sebastian: Hails, you just drank 2 monsters!!!

Hails: Ik, man I have like the biggest soda boner right now!!!

by Alecthep May 16, 2014