Sink Sock

The sock that one masturbates in and then hides under the sink.

Last night I busted a nut in a sink sock and hid it from my wife.

by Corey Daul August 20, 2021

Nick the sock

A major turn of events

You just got Nick the socked

by Trueman Oner November 20, 2020

Chocolate Sock

Removing you sock and using it to wipe your shitty ass in leiu of toilet paper.

Patrick Swayze - "I was out at the Double Deuce last night and, ironically, had to take a greasy deuce. I rushed into the bathroom, harpooned a log in the toilet only to find there was no toilet paper. I took off my shoe and did the only thing I could think of, Chocolate Sock."

Random Dude - "Ya I was wondering why you left the bar with one sock on."

by Dangerstache October 6, 2009

tomb sock

a sock that has been ejaculated into so many times that it must be laid to rest. further more burned or thrown away.

man, this tomb sock has so much ejaculate in it.

by CHIDDY BANG September 9, 2013

dead socks

Used socks that really reek -- they make your closet (and the wash room when you finally launder the fuckers) smell like there's a dead rat behind the wall.

PISS YOU!!! I can smell that you have these stupid motherfucking dead socks in your clothes basket in that closet!!!

by Telephony August 20, 2013

programmer socks

Those white and blue/pink striped socks femboys wear. Seeing as how a vast majority of programmers are joked to be furries or femboys, that's where this saying gets it's origin.

Twink A: Babe you look really good in your programmer socks, wanna put them on for me?
Twink B: Sure! UwU

by AlecButActuallyLance May 4, 2022

sock mop

To use the sock that you are wearing to clean up a small spill on the floor.
Lazier and quicker then getting a towel.

After spilling some coffee on the kitchen floor, Doug performed a sock mop and that kept his girlfriend happy.

by Richard Wadington December 19, 2008