When your girlfriend (or a very friendly male acquaintance) places your balls in their mouth while holding your erect penis against the side of their face
by fred zeplin November 18, 2020

To suck the fart from ones ass and hold it like a bong hit. For optimal ass snorkeling, the ass should be large and gassy.
by Justbefunny33445 February 25, 2021

by Bush snorkeling February 9, 2017

The act of performing fellatio while underwater, preferably with the two people switching off and sharing the fellatic responsibility.
Did you see David at the party the other night? Jean-Paul and Mario were cock snorkeling him in the hot tub like they were Jacques Cousteau
by hottubtimemachinelover June 30, 2022

by Lady Creole July 10, 2016

1. Guy 1: "THERE'S SO MUCH DOUCHE!!!"
Guy 2: "Good thing I brought my Douche Snorkel."
2. Guy 1: " I heard Jimmy fucked your mom."
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's a total douche snorkel."
Guy 2: "Good thing I brought my Douche Snorkel."
2. Guy 1: " I heard Jimmy fucked your mom."
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's a total douche snorkel."
by Legit Ballin June 3, 2010

When you forcefully spit on your thigh, and finger it until you get friction burns. Then you have to snort up all of the remains.
by Slimmer January 16, 2017
