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Bavarian snorkel

When your girlfriend (or a very friendly male acquaintance) places your balls in their mouth while holding your erect penis against the side of their face
She went from giving me a great bj to a gold ol’ Bavarian snorkel in 2 seconds flat
by fred zeplin November 18, 2020
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Ass-Snorkel

To suck the fart from ones ass and hold it like a bong hit. For optimal ass snorkeling, the ass should be large and gassy.
I would totally do an ass-snorkel with you.
by Justbefunny33445 February 25, 2021
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bush snorkeling

When your trying to eat her out but she got a bush
by Bush snorkeling February 9, 2017
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Cock snorkeling

The act of performing fellatio while underwater, preferably with the two people switching off and sharing the fellatic responsibility.
Did you see David at the party the other night? Jean-Paul and Mario were cock snorkeling him in the hot tub like they were Jacques Cousteau
by hottubtimemachinelover June 30, 2022
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frog snorkel

"Alastair was frog snorkelling last night with James."
by Lady Creole July 10, 2016
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douche snorkel

1. I snorkel used to navigate your way through copious amounts of douche.

2. A fucking, cock sucker.
1. Guy 1: "THERE'S SO MUCH DOUCHE!!!"

Guy 2: "Good thing I brought my Douche Snorkel."

2. Guy 1: " I heard Jimmy fucked your mom."

Guy 2: "Yeah, he's a total douche snorkel."
by Legit Ballin June 3, 2010
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midwest snorkel

When you forcefully spit on your thigh, and finger it until you get friction burns. Then you have to snort up all of the remains.
I did the most aggressive Midwest Snorkel last night with my mom.
by Slimmer January 16, 2017
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