by FSTZ April 26, 2008
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1 an unfortunate situation, occurrence, or event that does not go as planned
2 a descriptor for a cheap and disastrous event that can be laughed at
1 an unfortunate situation, occurrence, or event that does not go as planned
2 a descriptor for a cheap and disastrous event that can be laughed at
"Sorry, the ice cream machine is broken tonight."
"What a fucking skeet job!"
"My entire night was a giant skeet job; we got caught saran wrapping that bitch's car and had to hide from the cops in the bushes."
"What a fucking skeet job!"
"My entire night was a giant skeet job; we got caught saran wrapping that bitch's car and had to hide from the cops in the bushes."
by JELMS January 19, 2010
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stfu you're skeetless
by CockAndBallToruture December 2, 2020
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1) a very unkown fatality in the original Mortal Kombat, where the legendary Liu Kang finishes off an enemy by skeeting all over his opponent, suffocating them his massive fountain of jizz.
2) a prominent user seen on the US west server of WC3, often pwning noobs in DotA Allstars.
2) a prominent user seen on the US west server of WC3, often pwning noobs in DotA Allstars.
1) Gaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!! OMFG Dude what the hell, I've only seen a skeetality irl!!
2) Double Kill!!.....leaver detected...BANNED....Triple Kill!!..leaver detected...DOUBLE BANNED. GG RM.
2) Double Kill!!.....leaver detected...BANNED....Triple Kill!!..leaver detected...DOUBLE BANNED. GG RM.
by skeetality May 30, 2009
Get the skeetality mug.A sexual bandit, not unlike Glenn Quagmire from "Family Guy." A skeet skeet bandit is known for his desire to hook up with females, skeet i.e. ejaculate on them, and then disappear.
-Yo herbs, whatd u do last night?
-Mayne i knutted on this hoes face, then took off.
-The skeet skeet bandit strikes again.
-Mayne i knutted on this hoes face, then took off.
-The skeet skeet bandit strikes again.
by sensimillia October 9, 2008
Get the skeet skeet bandit mug.When you use the sheets that the hotel supplies you with. They're clean but at some point they were used and had skeet stains, you then wrap yourself in a burrito or sleeping bag form, thus you are the skeet burrito.
When you forget your pillow and blanket and use the ones from the hotel.
When you forget your pillow and blanket and use the ones from the hotel.
by Youtube: Smile4CommunityCam January 6, 2011
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