by Lance Goodrhrust III June 28, 2023

by anonymous November 23, 2023

by CovidConvo May 26, 2022

Unlike a previous definition given by "Alex", this term is definitely NOT circa 1990's. The first known reference to skippies occurred in the mid to late 1970's, and refers to a low-cost type of shoe, most often unnamed, or off-brand, such as pro-max, roos, or some other imitation. Usually having plastic soles, poor construction, and fake leather exterior, and also very poor support of the foot. Although usually sold as athletic shoes, these were the absolute worst choice of footwear for athletes, as the soles would not grip surfaces intended for sports. Often, they would leave scuff marks on floors from the simple act of walking, and they made a clomping sound when walking in hallways of places like schools. This attracted attention from cruel kids, who most often teased the less fortunate for having to wear them.
Side Note from the Definer: Bullying is cruel and affective to sensitive children, but it is also a part of social learning, and self awareness. It is important to allow our children to learn these traits in the world we live in, or they will be devoured in the world yet to come. We are not raising a nation of cry-babies. We should teach them to be warriors. I learned my most important lessons from being a victim of bullies during my youth. Today, no one would dare challenge me in that way. I would swallow them whole without remorse.
Side Note from the Definer: Bullying is cruel and affective to sensitive children, but it is also a part of social learning, and self awareness. It is important to allow our children to learn these traits in the world we live in, or they will be devoured in the world yet to come. We are not raising a nation of cry-babies. We should teach them to be warriors. I learned my most important lessons from being a victim of bullies during my youth. Today, no one would dare challenge me in that way. I would swallow them whole without remorse.
Skippies... Make your mama look fine, Skippies, get ya behind in the line, Skippies, cost a dollar ninety nine. Skippieeeeeees!
by Whiskey Drinker Me September 8, 2020

A common expression to express the impending ejaculation in one’s pants. Commonly due to excitement or anticipation of a gleeful event.
Oh man, if i have one more bite of dessert I’m gonna cream my skippies
Goodness gracious, I got put between Megan and Pam in the homecoming grind train and nearly creamed my skippies.
Goodness gracious, I got put between Megan and Pam in the homecoming grind train and nearly creamed my skippies.
by tinypelican January 13, 2025

when you stick your member in some peanut butter, then you have your lady friend lick it off of you
YA DAMN SKIPPY
YA DAMN SKIPPY
Chad: Yo brad what did you do with brandi last night
Brad: gave her the skippy, something about sex and peanut
just gets her off, Bro
Brad: gave her the skippy, something about sex and peanut
just gets her off, Bro
by bradthebro May 3, 2011

A 26 or older virgin that lives in his mother's basement searching for a wife but always fails in the most stupid ways possible
by White Phoenix doing stuff as a October 30, 2018
