Skid-beef, The junk meat U-Haul out of a butcher shop on a skid with a forklift dump in a dumpster. The contents are so foul that flies will not even regurgitate there biohazorous fluids on it.
For example; a ugly female that no one wants to fuck around with because her pussy looks like Skid-Beef; That nasty bitch right there is Skid -Beef; Nobody wants that it's Skid -Beef Unless your Freddy B he'll put that Skid-Beef on a plate and call it dinner.
by Oxbig January 30, 2021
Get the Skid-beefmug. When experiencing a bout of diarrhea, the trails of feces left near the back of the toilet bowl resemble the tracks left by a common guppy entering the water via a muddy bank.
by GuppyJoy April 3, 2016
Get the guppy skidsmug. A actual Pig of a person that often takes part in doing skids.
However these skids come in multiple forms. A primary one being doing doughies in the carpark or even up a suburban street for fuck sake.
Another form of skids that a skid pig might take part in is their fucking pants. Yes you read that right, that have the tendency not to wipe, creating the most devious and fucked skids marks in their fucking underwear.
However these skids come in multiple forms. A primary one being doing doughies in the carpark or even up a suburban street for fuck sake.
Another form of skids that a skid pig might take part in is their fucking pants. Yes you read that right, that have the tendency not to wipe, creating the most devious and fucked skids marks in their fucking underwear.
Person 1: "Oi cunt! there's a fucking skid pig doing doughies out the front"
Person 2: "AH for FUCK sakes! I can smell the cunt from here, holy fucking shit he reeks of actual SHIT!"
Person 1: "Fuck I hate Skid Pigs, there even worse when they have a fully grown out unwashed mullet"
Person 2: "AH for FUCK sakes! I can smell the cunt from here, holy fucking shit he reeks of actual SHIT!"
Person 1: "Fuck I hate Skid Pigs, there even worse when they have a fully grown out unwashed mullet"
by Operator Duck June 14, 2023
Get the Skid Pigmug. When you're getting fast and furious anal in the missionary position and your partner pulls out and tells you to scoot back fast do he can shoot his load on you...but as you're trying to move back you leave a LONG SKID on the sheets like s Nascar driver.
Damn girl, you put a serious LONG SKID on my new sheets. Now go take a shower and clean your ass up while I do some laundry.
by Westsidegal December 4, 2018
Get the Long skidmug. by Sabresfan11 January 6, 2011
Get the Poop skidmug. A skid pig is Aussie slang for a cheap but great burnout car they usually are found with stockys on the front and flat tyre wheels on the back. Another feature is they usually have no muffler in tradition it is chopped off when bought. You can take your skid pig to your local maccas an do skids in the car park. The 2 most common types of skid pigs are a vt commy and an au falcon. You can find these skid pigs are most common at your local Dan Murphys or bws, they are commonly spotted in Albion park and dapto
by Vs commy Ute August 29, 2022
Get the Skid pigmug. by Rdukes October 28, 2017
Get the skid bitmug.