Silk invitation

A silk invitation is when someone wanks off their SO into the person being wanked off’s face
by Kizz August 14, 2021
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Silk Skin Watch

When a guy wraps his dick around his wrist like a watch and asks you if you like his watch. He can also ask what time it is so you inadvertadly look at it
Hey man like my silk skin watch?

Dude thats a dick. I hate you
by The Goater July 06, 2010
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silk shower

British officer Slang for when, as a group, you dress in silk robes and attend an evening of group or couple massage with fellow commerades. There is a Mess oil kept for the occasion containing aromatherapy sents such as Eucalyptus and Frankincense, this is distributed by the most senior officer of the group.
We are putting on a Silk Shower event in the Mess on Friday 12th. Please sign up if you are available.
by YouandMe4444 November 23, 2016
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silk rider

shes a silk rider ;) not a hair in sight
by yguhjhbj February 18, 2010
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Silk Web

A silk web is when during sex the guy lasts very shortly and cums all over on the girls body and the girl is stuck on the bed or wherever you have sex on. Over 10,000 women died from drowning or suffocating caused by being stuck in the Silk Web of their significant other.
I got stuck in a Silk Web last night, I had to eat his cum.
by ComradeKinkMachine 1237 February 21, 2022
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silk bed sheets

the drug known as LSD or acid.
Last weekend I had a couple silk bed sheets, and I thought my foot was a midget.
by Harry Wallbanger April 23, 2006
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Noun: complete scam. When a company sells pillowcases as silk when they're labelled with "100% polyester".
OMFG I just wasted $100 on Sleep Hydration Silk Pillowcases.
by realfacts1109 July 03, 2020
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