When a guy wraps his dick around his wrist like a watch and asks you if you like his watch. He can also ask what time it is so you inadvertadly look at it
by The Goater July 06, 2010
all silky smooth
by yguhjhbj February 18, 2010
British officer Slang for when, as a group, you dress in silk robes and attend an evening of group or couple massage with fellow commerades. There is a Mess oil kept for the occasion containing aromatherapy sents such as Eucalyptus and Frankincense, this is distributed by the most senior officer of the group.
We are putting on a Silk Shower event in the Mess on Friday 12th. Please sign up if you are available.
by YouandMe4444 November 23, 2016
by Harry Wallbanger April 23, 2006
A silk web is when during sex the guy lasts very shortly and cums all over on the girls body and the girl is stuck on the bed or wherever you have sex on. Over 10,000 women died from drowning or suffocating caused by being stuck in the Silk Web of their significant other.
by ComradeKinkMachine 1237 February 21, 2022
Sally Metcalfe, in Coronation Street (week commencing 26/11/2018), was going to drink a cup of her own urine to make herself ill in order to delay court proceedings. Abby Franklin walks into the cell and says "I don't think much to the cocktails in this joint", then later refers to it as a 'silk cut cocktail'. Pertaining to the Silk Cut cigarette adverts where a piece of purple silk is slashed to represent a vagina.
by Princess Mary Magdalene November 30, 2018
Noun: complete scam. When a company sells pillowcases as silk when they're labelled with "100% polyester".
by realfacts1109 July 03, 2020