sidewalk susan

A whole ass trollop who stands on the side of the road begging for dick or cash. All they do is beg for the things they don’t or can’t have.

This whole ass sidewalk Susan was trying to get me to bring her home.

by Mackenzie scout August 4, 2021

sidewalk victim

a person who slips on ice mostly on sidewalks.

she was a sidewalk victim because she slipped on some ice outside.

by mlg198723 February 28, 2011

sidewalk head

The act of performing felatio on someone while they are driving a mobility scooter on the sidewalk.

Tara's husband is so old that to spice up their night out, he asked for sidewalk head on the way home from the Hot Shoppes.

by TrueFacts95 June 4, 2023

Sidewalk Entrepreneur

A person who operates a business on city sidewalks that is based on collecting money from passers-by, generally by means of shouting, verbal intimidation or performing outrageous stunts.

The sidewalk entrepreneur typically lives on the streets, however, they differ from their homeless counterparts commonly in that they do not beg or intentionally show weakness in an effort to collect money from others.

I was having dinner with my friend on the patio of that new steakhouse downtown and we watched sidewalk entrepreneurs try to earn money the whole evening.

by Mberry87 February 2, 2023

sidewalk squid

Used condom found on a sidewalk or in a parking lot. You don’t want to step on it.

Watch your step! I’ve stepped on a sidewalk squid walking through this neighborhood.

by Philexicon January 1, 2024

Burnt Sidewalk

a sweet loving name to call your friend who is named Eli

Eli your such a burnt sidewalk

by Your_Local_Croisssant January 3, 2024

Sidewalk Supervisor

My politically-correct term for a pimp.

Also called a Sidewalk Superintendent

Raph: check out the fur coat on that dude, looking pimp asf

Matt: pimp sounds to low-brow, like a prostitute vs a call girl. Let's say "sidewalk supervisor"

by DarkI3INARY November 24, 2023