Zoom and Shroom

Getting baked while on a large company meeting.

"Kev, I'm on a Zoom and Shroom. Let me call you later!"

by Jony Mike December 22, 2022

Shroom Sitting

When a sober person keeps people tripping on mushrooms safe. (The designated driver of psychedelics)

Bill: You have fun camping this weekend?
Joe: Not really. Everyone else was on shrooms, and I had to make sure they didn’t run into the fire.
Bill: Shroom sitting sucks. You’re a good friend.
Joe: Thanks, I try.

by Care Bear Othy June 16, 2024

Stupid shroom

Just like any other shroom, but the side effects never kick in. often used when yelling at the mushroom.

bill: "Did you find any shrooms last night, dude?"
Smokey: "yeah man, but it was a stupid shroom."
Bill: "WTF?"
Smokey: "defective shroom, DUH"

by monkeys come with Iron December 04, 2008

shroomed

when you bust a really big one

"Bro I shroomed all over the floor."

by neo_nuke420 March 14, 2024

Shroom Walking

when your tripping balls on shrooms and go for a walk

Have you seen your brother? Yea hes shroom walking

by October 20, 2017

spoon shroom

when a man spoons with a woman just for anal sex.

"Did Joseph really spoon shroom allysa last night?"

by dagger dick dave February 23, 2021

moon shroom

A shroom on the moon

This fucker looks like a moon shroom with his bubble ass

by Gageaurandboii April 18, 2017