When a sober person keeps people tripping on mushrooms safe. (The designated driver of psychedelics)
Bill: You have fun camping this weekend?
Joe: Not really. Everyone else was on shrooms, and I had to make sure they didn’t run into the fire.
Bill: Shroom sitting sucks. You’re a good friend.
Joe: Thanks, I try.
Joe: Not really. Everyone else was on shrooms, and I had to make sure they didn’t run into the fire.
Bill: Shroom sitting sucks. You’re a good friend.
Joe: Thanks, I try.
by Care Bear Othy June 16, 2024
Get the Shroom Sittingmug. by Gageaurandboii April 18, 2017
Get the moon shroommug. Made by a delinquent named Neon
Shroom is a fantasy creature called “Shromo” but can also be referred to as a Sqeem. This 2 foot little bitch can get away with many murders. He started off as a Knight that guarded kingdoms that were in peril. Yeah he got kidnapped. I don’t know where the fuck he is anymore. Hey I guess he’s a basement drug now.
Shroom is a pissy, aggressive, and ignorant motherfucker.
Note: Shroom is NOT a real person.
Shroom is a fantasy creature called “Shromo” but can also be referred to as a Sqeem. This 2 foot little bitch can get away with many murders. He started off as a Knight that guarded kingdoms that were in peril. Yeah he got kidnapped. I don’t know where the fuck he is anymore. Hey I guess he’s a basement drug now.
Shroom is a pissy, aggressive, and ignorant motherfucker.
Note: Shroom is NOT a real person.
by NeonUtah April 26, 2021
Get the Shroommug. "Bro I shroomed all over the floor."
by neo_nuke420 March 13, 2024
Get the shroomedmug. by hellrry March 12, 2022
Get the shroom bloommug. This is what appears on your face after Red has slapped your face with his dickhead after you passed out early
by Redd1981 April 19, 2018
Get the Reds shroommug. 