Eat Shit

Common phrase to implore someone to eat your feces. Usually because they stole from you or because they are a pedophile. Only to be used before you call his wife a cunt even if she is a total cunt.

If you can get that guy to call 1-802-EAT-SHIT, maybe he will get some closure and move on by getting a job and not stalking all his neighbors. Eat Shit dude!!

by cuntlisa May 19, 2018

shit went down

A phrase meaning an eventfull argument or fight happened.

James: Yo, did you see that fight at Lunch.

Jeff: Nah, mate. Was busy.

James: You should of been there. Shit went down.

by itzDanP March 27, 2015

Shit shooter

A butthole

She had a thong shoved right up her shit shooter.

by Ginger Snappah Head October 4, 2021

Post Shit Fart(PSF)

Post Shit Fart(s) or PSF syndrome

after taking an exceptionally large shit, the series of farts that come afterwords to really clear the bowels out.

Johnny:"Damn why do you keep farting?! you just took a huge dump!!"

Joey:"Dude im having a Post Shit Fart(PSF) attack right now, my body is just making sure theres nothing left in there."

by johnsonlightmeup October 4, 2009

Moby Shit

One in a great while a person with take a massive assive shit that will hurt. This only counts if its a single turd. This turd is named Moby Shit.

I had my Moby Shit yesterday

by zacherzach February 21, 2011

Iceberg Shit

When taking a dump and the crap piles up above the water line in the toilet.

After taking a dump I was amazed at the Iceberg shit that was in the toilet.

by Splatz321 August 24, 2013

Miami Shit Machine

Slang term for a Cubano/Cuban sandwich purchased from a gas station within Florida state lines.

Goofus: Damn B, those 3 Miami Shit Machines that I bought from the Wawa and ate right after running over that 'gator in your hovercraft are giving me the bubble guts. I think i'm crowning dog! Good thing we're in the everglades and I can just pinch one off the side and chum these here waters for more 'gators. These beasts have a taste for gloria estefan and cuban sweetbreads.

Gallant: ...

by Queef_Quackenbush_Jr October 26, 2020