The complete numbness and paralysis caused upon sudden realisation that you still have your speaker volume turned up loudly.
This realisation usually comes when the following occurs:
a) The windows shutdown theme plays
b) You roll over a movie trailer advert
c) You decide to watch some porn
When Speaker Shock is engaged, the victim feels the need to blindly press ANYTHING, be it connected to the computer or not, in order to get it to stop.
This realisation usually comes when the following occurs:
a) The windows shutdown theme plays
b) You roll over a movie trailer advert
c) You decide to watch some porn
When Speaker Shock is engaged, the victim feels the need to blindly press ANYTHING, be it connected to the computer or not, in order to get it to stop.
Oh man, I got total Speaker Shock after playing Team Fortress last night, when I decided to toss the salad. My mom was in the next room!
by stereo_world February 11, 2009
Get the Speaker Shockmug. Susan's botox treatments have made her look not younger, but perpetually astounded. She always looks as though she walked into a huge surprise party, or woke up next to a wildebeest. She has a serious case of botoxic shock.
by rococo March 13, 2010
Get the Botoxic shockmug. A shock bag like a shocker, but for men: First two fingers in the ass, and a pinky flick to the ball bag.
Kalvin: Why is Greg crying?
Natdog: He got a shock bag!
Kalvin: Shock bag?
Natdog: Two in the stink and a pinky flick to the ball bag.
Natdog: He got a shock bag!
Kalvin: Shock bag?
Natdog: Two in the stink and a pinky flick to the ball bag.
by danns April 14, 2015
Get the shock bagmug. a term used in gambling, most notably in a poker game, used to define a player who is not fazed by the size of a bet in a hand of poker.
by BMothersele04 August 19, 2016
Get the dollar shockmug. The shock from transitioning from one program to another on a computer.
Usually applies to art programs such as Paint Tool Sai, GIMP, Photoshop, etc. etc.
Usually applies to art programs such as Paint Tool Sai, GIMP, Photoshop, etc. etc.
Person A: Hey, is he alright?
Person B: Yeah, he's just pissed that we don't have GIMP, so he has to use MS Paint instead. Just a little program shock, that's all.
Person A: Ah, okay.
Person C: *fetal position*
Person B: Yeah, he's just pissed that we don't have GIMP, so he has to use MS Paint instead. Just a little program shock, that's all.
Person A: Ah, okay.
Person C: *fetal position*
by Claret the Radioactive Molerat November 23, 2011
Get the Program Shockmug. by Secret mic secret November 8, 2017
Get the Hillary shockmug. by macsam98 June 2, 2021
Get the shot shockedmug.