A term used to describe the way bitches act. "Shopping" is just a generalization for all the things a "bitch" does and WILL do.
Jake: "Man last night I was buying this bitch drinks all night then she went home with my friend!"
Tom: "I'm not surprised man, bitches be shopping!"
Tom: "I'm not surprised man, bitches be shopping!"
by Kevlar of the 804 April 25, 2011
Get the bitches be shopping mug.1. Check the dirty laundry. While you woman is in the shower, check her bra and panty size. Nothing ruins a sexy gift of lingerie quicker than buying her something two sizes too big. No matter how good she looks, she's self concious about her figure.
2. You are not shopping for Heidi Klum. Be realistic about your selection of lingerie. Buy something appropriate to your woman's body type. Does she have a baby belly, and an awesome rack? Shop a baby doll which draws the eyes to the cleavage, and covers the belly. That corset may look hot on some 90lb boob jobbed model, but your woman will hate it. She may actually want to draw a breath at some point in the evening.
3. Don't be shy. When you are at the lingerie store, get one of the ladies to help you. Now don't be a creep about this, but try to pick out a sales lady with your lady's body type. Give her your woman's measurments early, and she can lead you to something appropriate.
And again, don't be a creep. Keep your eyes on the task.
4. KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid. Think of lingerie as gift wrapping. You want easy access. You do not want to be fighting with a half dozen doubleback hooks, behind her back, while in the throes of passion. A drawstring at the cleavage is perfect. Fun and easy to reveal the prize inside.
5. Complete the package. So you've got some lingerie she will look hot in. Does it need stockings? Again, consult with the sales lady. Buy her favorite wine, or choclate covered strawberries.
2. You are not shopping for Heidi Klum. Be realistic about your selection of lingerie. Buy something appropriate to your woman's body type. Does she have a baby belly, and an awesome rack? Shop a baby doll which draws the eyes to the cleavage, and covers the belly. That corset may look hot on some 90lb boob jobbed model, but your woman will hate it. She may actually want to draw a breath at some point in the evening.
3. Don't be shy. When you are at the lingerie store, get one of the ladies to help you. Now don't be a creep about this, but try to pick out a sales lady with your lady's body type. Give her your woman's measurments early, and she can lead you to something appropriate.
And again, don't be a creep. Keep your eyes on the task.
4. KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid. Think of lingerie as gift wrapping. You want easy access. You do not want to be fighting with a half dozen doubleback hooks, behind her back, while in the throes of passion. A drawstring at the cleavage is perfect. Fun and easy to reveal the prize inside.
5. Complete the package. So you've got some lingerie she will look hot in. Does it need stockings? Again, consult with the sales lady. Buy her favorite wine, or choclate covered strawberries.
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by The Jerkman December 28, 2011
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Masturbatory term.
See also:
stroking the sausage
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut
See also:
stroking the sausage
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut
by Dean March 25, 2005
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Bill- hey... what are you doing
John- Not slapping the monkey if thats what you think
Bill- hey... what are you doing
John- Not slapping the monkey if thats what you think
by Shamingo June 18, 2011
Get the Slapping the monkey mug.Holding off on Snapchatting someone (perhaps to lower your best friend status) until the urge has magnified which results in an onslaught of unsaid banter in the form of pics and vids.
Girl 1: I haven't Snapchatted Austin in so long for fear his girlfriend was gonna see me
on his best friends list!
Girl 2: Uh oh girl, if its real you're just gonna end up binge snapping him.
on his best friends list!
Girl 2: Uh oh girl, if its real you're just gonna end up binge snapping him.
by That Dude from the Tent October 14, 2013
Get the Binge Snapping mug.A term used to describe the use of Snapchat as a means for procrastination from the task at hand (i.e. work, homework, filing taxes). Not to be confused with a regular Snapchat; usually meaningless and irrelevant images sent in large quantities by millenials.
Molly must have a big exam coming up, she is procrasti-snapping me like crazy right now with the dumbest shit.
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Get the procrasti-snapping mug.She laughed as I came in her mouth, and she ended up shnaring.
It went right up my nose, she totally made me shnare.
It went right up my nose, she totally made me shnare.
by AlisterT August 27, 2006
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