Fart Shmone

A smartphone that is so old, but the user does not bother to get a new one. The updates down work and it just about works but you can't buy a charger for it if you lose it. If you do get 100% charge it will last half an hour. The user will generally answer it in private.

Did you see her phone? It fell out of her bag. She makes out she is-up-date but it was clearly a fart shmone.

by tommywrong July 20, 2024

POOP to the SHNOZE

WHEN A GIRL HAS A LOT OF FRECKELS PUT TOGETHER SO IT LOOKS LIKE A BLOB. OR WHEN A GIRL HAS A BIRTH MARK ON THEIR "SHNOZE". OR SHE REALLY DOES HAVE POOP ON HER NOZE/SHNOZE.

LOOK! Theres poop on that girls shnoze. SHE LOOKS LIKE SYDNEY!POOP to the SHNOZE

by wILL RICHER February 7, 2009

Coz the Smoze

The feeling that you are wrapped or enveloped in something of extraordinary comfort and warmth.

Judy would wrap her unsuspecting children in a towel from the dryer and say” aren’t you just coz the smoze?!”

by Zeke Brotus April 23, 2022