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Shit a Dick

To be really pissed off or to laugh really hard; can be used for all genders
He shit a dick after his best friend kissed his girl.

She shit a dick when her friend made a joke about the teacher.
by sweato September 3, 2020
mugGet the Shit a Dickmug.

Shit for Dick

Used to describe the value of an object in comparison to a cock. Presuming most cocks could not and would not get paid for their services
Equivalent to nothing, zip zero zilch
"I was gonna sell my car but I cant get shit for dick with the check engine light on".
by SlutMonkee June 1, 2024
mugGet the Shit for Dickmug.

Shit dick

When you do anal with a girl and you pull out with shit covering your dick
Bro 1- "Yo you here what happened to me last night?"
Bro 2- "Nah what happened?"
Bro 1- "That chick last night gave me shit dick!"
Bro 2- "Whatta bitch!"
by niereht December 23, 2016
mugGet the Shit dickmug.

Shit-water-dick

When your dick is so long that it falls into the water after you’ve taken a shit.
Did you hear that Tom claimed he’s big enough to have a Shit-water-dick”
by Sir big peni March 10, 2018
mugGet the Shit-water-dickmug.

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