shitting dog

the sexual act as the male is laying on his back in the static position while the female is squatting grabbing the males ankles, facing away from his face, and fucking his brains out

literally looks like a dog shitting
"That girl looks like a shitting dog."

by swallow my cockacino February 5, 2009

shitting dick nipples

A term used to refer to strange fetishes involving drawn porn. Especially furry porn.

/r/ shitting dick nipples plz kthnx

by stghm May 31, 2006

thread-shitting

Posting off topic messages to a discussion forum. Usually, but not always, with purposeful intent to derail the discussion.

Example post for thread-shitting:

"I just ate a huge bean burrito for lunch! There really wasn't enough cheese in it, but the extra Pico made up for it. It was quite satisfying."

by uiwrfhuiwerhf May 18, 2008

eating while shitting

The act of consuming food items and/or beverages while simultaneously releasing fecal matter into the toilet. One of the glorious freedoms that we all can try and enjoy.

Joe: Why did John just take his 12" sub sandwich into the bathroom?
Kevin: dude. John is always eating while shitting. Efficiency man!

Joe: *tears of admiration* bless that man.

by brobbinso January 25, 2016

Tantric Shitting

Similar to tantric sex, ...prolonging the act and therefore pleasure of crapping through patience, restraint and breathing techniques until the faecal orgasm is achieved...

Dude, I had no work to do this morning so I sat on the office toilet for 2 hours achieving a prolonged orgasm of faeces through tantric shitting... awesome

by zoomlion February 27, 2009

Shitting Crikey

Exclamation used by Chris Morris in the brilliant 'Brasseye', while teaching children the perils of using cocaine.

"That man is lying on his back thinking 'Where in shitting crikey is my nose.'"

by Dunk Willbery May 24, 2005

Cliff Shitting

When you sit on the edge of a bathtub facing out with your ass hanging into the tub and you atke a shit into the bathtub

1, hey dude, check it out, my toilet was clogged this morning, i had to take a Cliff Shit

2, hey, did you hear Cliff Shitting is now an Olympic Sport

by Dpcx Rocks November 20, 2010