shit

The Screaming-Skwits Shit:
The kind of shit that "skwits" out your ass like water in little lumps of crap at a rapid pace.

One of those awful days when you catch a stomach virus, you begin to shit uncontrolablly, and you end up spending the night in the bathroom; and to make matters worse, the virus was given to you by a close friend.

by Sam & Andrea January 23, 2009

not shit

Nothing, the same old stuff, same shit different day

Person 1-Whats good playa
Person 2-Not shit, whats good wit you
Person 1-Not shit, chea chea im out holla pimps up hoes down

by Thug naz-t November 25, 2006

this is no shit

A preface to a statement or story, meaning: What follows is the absolute truth.

"This is no shit," said Bubba, "I killed a 37 point buck last weekend with a bow at 300 yards."

by harry flashman August 7, 2003

shitness

a person or object that is very shitty.

Aw, you shitness!

by ryanle3 November 11, 2009

Shit

Bad, Rancid, & Colorful Body Waste That is Released From Your Anus.

For Example: An AlBasha Sub.

by Ali H.Saad July 24, 2008

shit

microsoft windows, also used to describe any other microsoft product.

microsoft shits in a box and people buy it.

by sia August 25, 2006

Shit Shit

When your friend Joe as a freshman at a senior after prom party shits all over himself and everything.

Joe was referred to as shit shit after the party for the next three years.

by AtGonePostalGk March 18, 2019