shiny nickel

What you can trade to a moron for anything in the world. Note: Use this method ONLY on morons and idiots! Otherwise, you won't enjoy what you get in return.

Example one: "I gave her a shiny nickel, and she gave me a blowjob!"

Example two: "I gave him a shiny nickel, and he gave me a 20 dollar bill!"

Example three: "I gave him a shiny nickel asking for a 20 dollar bill, and he gave me a blowjob in return. What the hell?"

Example four: "I gave her a shiny nickel asking for a blowjob, and she gave me a kick to the balls. I hope I can still have kids."

shiny nickel by That person...with the face... January 9, 2011

Shiny Flying Velociraptors armed with rocket launchers

Scariest thing ever

Japanese Person: LOOK ITS GOZILLA!
white Guy(AKA Killjoy):No, it seems to be an army Shiny Flying Velociraptors armed with rocket launchers
Japanese Person: GODZILLA!
white guy: Facepalm...sigh

Shiny Flying Velociraptors armed with rocket launchers by Twss Facepalm December 25, 2010

Shiny brass ring 

When wiping one's ass, especially after diarrhea, the soil is so wet that the fingers protrude right through the layers of toilet tissues.

Oh my, this is one shiny brass ring I wouldn't mind taken off my finger. Should I shake it off or use my clean hand to peel it off?

Shiny brass ring by Alan Chan August 17, 2006

Shiny Thing 

1. n, Simple and prominent distraction.

2. n, Focus of Positive Intent, Happy Thought, Generally good-vibe target goal.

Occasional usage, but widespread among the furry community as imitation of behavior of magpies, raccoons, ferrets, etc.

1. I've got this project that's due Monday, but... Ooo, a Shiny Thing!

2. You may as well admit, now that you've got your new toy, you've found your Shiny Thing.

Shiny Thing by Infinity Squared December 27, 2008

Shiny side up

When you flip a boat it becomes "shiny side up"

Holy shit patus was only in that boat for a minute or two and it's already shiny side up!

Fuck...we are shiny side up!!!
It's ok Damo's here he will sort something out

Shiny side up by Big sting daddy September 8, 2018

Shiny Magnamon 

see MajinBlueDragon

Shiny Magnamon by Anonymous September 4, 2003

shiny paint

a pair of idiots, specifically two girls who want ridiculously impossible and stupid christmas wishes

nicolette and hannah is shiny paint, hella dumb.

shiny paint by msvehicularmanslaughter January 4, 2008