This an an act in which a male or female, whilst having a shit in the toilet, then decides to have a wank. This, therefore, bring us to the word shank. A shit and a wank at the same time.
When on holiday with friends, i walked in on my friend having a shit but his cock was in his hands and he was jerking profusely, at which point i said, "aww, man stop shanking, this is our bathroom aswell"
by Rashed, J November 8, 2008
Get the shanking mug.A drug induced trip; A glorious intoxication to the point of questioning one's own existence.
See also: trip - out
See also: trip - out
by L. Niko October 8, 2007
Get the shining mug.The title granted to one who has collected enough foreskins to create a crown out of them, hence "skinking", shortened from skin king.
Also the name of a cs go skin trading site.
Also the name of a cs go skin trading site.
"Hey Solomon, have you heard about our new Rabi?"
"Yeah, I heard hes a real skinking. He plays cs go though, so thats cool."
"Yeah, I heard hes a real skinking. He plays cs go though, so thats cool."
by d00td0ot October 29, 2015
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Get the shining the pearl mug.A person, idea, thought, belief, government or other concept, system or organization that is domineering in manner, arrogant or otherwise overbearing or obsessively concerned with seemingly minor perceived slights or infractions.
The phrase is believed to have first emerged in the armed forces as an insult used to described officers who make excessive fuss over minor matters such as not shining ones boots thoroughly enough.
The term has since gained widespread acceptance outside of the military and can be found in common usage amongst many English speaking populations around the globe.
The phrase is believed to have first emerged in the armed forces as an insult used to described officers who make excessive fuss over minor matters such as not shining ones boots thoroughly enough.
The term has since gained widespread acceptance outside of the military and can be found in common usage amongst many English speaking populations around the globe.
foo: "I had some cop stop me the other day for forgetting to put my indicator on, even though the street was totally empty he still gave me a ticket"
bar: "Sounds to me like he was boot-shining crazy"
bar: "Sounds to me like he was boot-shining crazy"
by tteeler March 30, 2009
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Get the dirty stinking fucking whore mug.Band-term. After one band member decided to quit the band, all the other members already know that it's over but they decide to put up an add for a replacement anyway "just to see where we can take this anyway". After the new recruit joins this band with the enthousiasm of a young pup and probably got himself new "gear" just for this occasion, a month in or so after some half-assed rehearsals the whole band decides to call it quits.
"I got a new bass, a new amp, quit my job so I could make it to all the rehearsals, wrote five songs, and then they decide to quit!"
"Sounds like you we're boarding a sinking ship!"
"Sounds like you we're boarding a sinking ship!"
by Anonymous Model September 21, 2009
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