You go into a toilet stall, close the door, put the seat and the lid down, and poop on the lid. This is called top shelfing it. Then you go to another stall and take care of the clean up work. Wash your hands, and sneak out of the bathroom unnoticed. Works best in the middle of the night.
by Col. Peter Spanker April 1, 2008
Get the top shelfing itmug. Get me a Grey Goose and cranberry. I only drink top shelf Vodka.
person 1: I got wasted off of cheap Tequila last weekend. I had a nasty hangover!
person 2: Well, that's what you get for not drinking top shelf.
person 1: I got wasted off of cheap Tequila last weekend. I had a nasty hangover!
person 2: Well, that's what you get for not drinking top shelf.
by Gary October 21, 2004
Get the Top shelfmug. When a girl got a bodonkadonk adonk big enough to put a book on it. Hence, the booty becomes a shelf and can last a lifetime
by Squeezy Peezy December 14, 2011
Get the Shelf Lifemug. by Molasses July 3, 2004
Get the top shelfmug. When a chick is on her knees taking it Doggy Style, and you pull out your shleeb and shove it into her unsuspecting ass. Sneak attach anal sex.
"Dude, I was fucking that mexican farm pig for like two hours". "Her slot pocket got so loose I had to go top shelf to feel anything".
by Kevin M. Breunig August 21, 2007
Get the Top Shelfmug. This is where a male or female has a relationship with someone who is off and on with them.
Who uses them for their pleasure, when they feel like it and then 'puts them on the shelf' when they have got what they want.
Who uses them for their pleasure, when they feel like it and then 'puts them on the shelf' when they have got what they want.
by Shelf-Liver March 14, 2005
Get the Shelf Lifemug. Taking a shit in the top tank of a toilet. Reserved only for the worst of enemies. (See "Smite") Also ("BF")
by Hector Projector April 7, 2003
Get the Top Shelfmug.