Rossmoyne Senior Highschool

Rossmoyne Senior Highschool (RSHS) is a highschool in the suburb of Bullcreek located in Perth, Western Australia. Much like the suburb of Rossmoyne, RSHS is full of Indians, Chinese and other Asian nationalities whose families rent houses in the encatchment area or forge false residential information to get their child enrolled in the school and pressure them to purse medicine. The children of these families are usually in a bad situation as their parents are often control freaks and severely punish them if their academic performance is poor. This parenting strategy often leads to the kids becoming unbalanced individuals who either:
1. Lack many basic social skills and a decent understanding of the Australian culture. Both of which are integral to getting a job outside of driving a calculator.
2. Grow to envy the freedom that their Australian and Asian friends (whose parents aren't control freaks) have so much, that they go on a massive sex, drug and booze rampage when they finally break free.

Despite its flashy reputation, RSHS has a lot of the same problems that other Australian highschools have in regards to drug and violence. After school fights are usually waged at the nearby Rossmoyne IGA. These battles are usually very one sided. Consisting of the school yard bully taking on people who have little to no experience fighting simple because he and his drugo mates don't like the other person.

"When I Drove past the Rossmoyne IGA at 3:30, I could smell marijuana"
"must be the drugos from Rossmoyne Senior highschool"

"I'm sending my kid to Rossmoyne, It's a good school"

Despite the drugos and tiger parents, RSHS is what all public schools should aspire to be. As it provides better quality education than most private schools for free and the student population doesn't consist of trust fund brats who brag about how much their Daddy makes on the mines.

by Rossmoyne June 12, 2020

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Instead of a standard C-section, the baby cuts his or her way out of the mother's abdomen and uterus with a sword, usually either a Longsword or Claymore, and yells "I HAVE SLAIN THY BEAST" and proceeds to cut his or her own umbilical cord.

Person 1: Hey you heard about the new kid?
Person 2: Yeah I wouldn't mess with him, heard he was a reverse C-section.

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senioritus

Senioritus is a medical condition experienced by all individuals between the ages 17 and 18. Around this time in the individual's maturing, they simply fuck their physics homework, and cross their fingers hoping graduation comes before their grades plummet.

Andrew was infected with senioritus shortly after winter break in the course of his senior year, and stopped showing up to class. He was quoted, "School is for squares!" Prior to infection, he had straight A's

by sir completely correct April 7, 2008

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