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Disability Scooter

Often seen in large chain stores like Target and Walmart, these are used to help the physically handicapped buy goods they need. Then, one day, fat Nora decided she would ride it to avoid any unneeded walking through the day. Now a real handicapped person is unable to buy their groceries, and the poor scooter is slowly being crushed to death.
Disability Scooter, A.K.A a mobility assistance device.
by Bre-1 May 3, 2019
mugGet the Disability Scootermug.

Scooter head

Person 1:Yo he’s a fucking scooter head
Person 2: exactly
by Epikgamer08 April 15, 2021
mugGet the Scooter headmug.

scooter chop

When you stop your scooter and the body swings around your legs chopping it's way to victory
Fuck man!

What?!?

I just got scooter chopped

Your fucking stupid man.
by The_Art_Of_Pain October 11, 2015
mugGet the scooter chopmug.

Stupid Scooter

Term used for placing your nose in a persons anus when in the 69 position.
"She rode my face like a stupid scooter"
by Carty September 12, 2006
mugGet the Stupid Scootermug.

Store scooter

A convince that most stores have, but is abused by fat lazy people’s whos ass cheeks hang off both sides of the chair.
I’m sorry elderly lady there are no more store scooters, big Bertha over there is using it to drag her ass around the store.
by Post rosaries March 1, 2019
mugGet the Store scootermug.

Scooter Bro's

A pair of two men who ride all around the city with a pair of Razor Scooters. They can do all fancy tricks such as riding with no hands.
Ay man, You see them Scooter Bro's? I wish i was one of them.
by Yanniniv January 24, 2011
mugGet the Scooter Bro'smug.

Scooter-Wave

A term used to describe the two hour period between 2:00 PM and 4:00 PM where little kids on scooters fill the entire skate park and snake everyone.
Skater 1: "Dude I keep getting cut off by 5 year old's on scooters! Whats going on?"
Skater 2: "Its a Scooter-Wave dude. They come out of nowhere."
by Buce Or Fireapple9 April 14, 2016
mugGet the Scooter-Wavemug.

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