Scooter the Gooch

(Verb)
1. When the clitoris is stimulated by rubbing against a partner’s gooch. 2. Hetero-tribbing. 3. To lose by a narrow margin in the last second.

alt. Gucci Scooter
(1)“Hey Janet are you going to make it to the OFFL Fantasy draft tonight?”
“Nah, I’ll probably stay in, open a bottle of wine, and Scooter the Gooch with hubby
(2) “Man, I really Scootered the Gooch last game.”
by Buckle My Shoe 3 4 November 26, 2020
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Scooter Curious

The name given to a person who takes a scooter to a skate park. In the same context that fruit booter and wood pusher are used to describe skaters and skateboarders, respectively, calling someone scooter curious suggests the possibility of that person having homosexual tendencies.
Steve: "Hey man why didn't you go to the game with us last night?"
Mark: "I was watching Twilight with a group of my friends."
Steve: "When the hell did you go scooter curious on us?"
by C404 February 17, 2010
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Scooter Bro's

A pair of two men who ride all around the city with a pair of Razor Scooters. They can do all fancy tricks such as riding with no hands.
Ay man, You see them Scooter Bro's? I wish i was one of them.
by Yanniniv January 23, 2011
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Store scooter

A convince that most stores have, but is abused by fat lazy people’s whos ass cheeks hang off both sides of the chair.
I’m sorry elderly lady there are no more store scooters, big Bertha over there is using it to drag her ass around the store.
by Post rosaries March 02, 2019
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Poop Scooter

A person whom is dropping a deuce whilst riding an electric scooter.
AKA: Dook scoot
Poop Scooter: a person whom is dropping a deuce whilst riding an electric scooter.
AKA: Dook scoot
1: "Heeeeey!"
2: Sup, guurl?"
1: "What you doin' later?"
2: "Poop scootin' to the liquor store. Need somethin'?"
by Holden McKack July 25, 2021
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Stupid Scooter

Term used for placing your nose in a persons anus when in the 69 position.
"She rode my face like a stupid scooter"
by Carty September 12, 2006
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scooter tooter

The act of pushing a chair out while farting to try and silence the sound of your fart
I had to perform a scooter tooter so my girlfriends parents wouldn't hear the fart.
by BlakeTheSnakeDager March 07, 2016
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