mobesity scooter

A mobility scooter being ridden by a person of an obese nature, that looks like it's struggling to move.

Look at that chunker avoiding exercise by using a mobesity scooter

by Moist Trucker November 21, 2022

shiny scooter

A slang term used by women, frequently in EMS, to describe their vagina.

I sat down and flashed him my shiny scooter

by firemedicjrod December 2, 2010

Scooter head

Fricken swag asf

Person 1:Yo he’s a fucking scooter head
Person 2: exactly

by Epikgamer08 April 15, 2021

Disability Scooter

Often seen in large chain stores like Target and Walmart, these are used to help the physically handicapped buy goods they need. Then, one day, fat Nora decided she would ride it to avoid any unneeded walking through the day. Now a real handicapped person is unable to buy their groceries, and the poor scooter is slowly being crushed to death.

Disability Scooter, A.K.A a mobility assistance device.

by Bre-1 May 3, 2019

Store scooter

A convince that most stores have, but is abused by fat lazy people’s whos ass cheeks hang off both sides of the chair.

I’m sorry elderly lady there are no more store scooters, big Bertha over there is using it to drag her ass around the store.

by Post rosaries March 1, 2019

Scooter Bro's

A pair of two men who ride all around the city with a pair of Razor Scooters. They can do all fancy tricks such as riding with no hands.

Ay man, You see them Scooter Bro's? I wish i was one of them.

by Yanniniv January 24, 2011

scooter chop

When you stop your scooter and the body swings around your legs chopping it's way to victory

Fuck man!

What?!?

I just got scooter chopped

Your fucking stupid man.

by The_Art_Of_Pain October 11, 2015