Rectum Scale

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

by jerk jiggler February 20, 2005

Off the Richter Scale

Something that is too extreme to be measured. The Richter Scale is officially used for measuring earthquakes; anything above 7 is described as a major quake. Anything "off the Richter Scale" (or "Off the Richter") is therefore an extreme example.

"Man, that surf was totally off the Richter Scale".

by Where's Mike? March 30, 2009

Nigger scale

The level of how a black person looks like the stereotype of a black person or a nigger.

nigger stereotypical

Brendan:Tiffany is even higher on the nigger scale than Miles is.
Bio hazard: Darky's nigger scale level is so high she looks like a fucking gorilla.

by Biohazard Hallucinations May 10, 2010

Richter Scale

Officially a measurement of the energy released by an earthquake, this is often used as a measurement of anything extreme. Something described as 'Off the Richter' or 'Off the Richter Scale' is particularly dramatic.

"That wipeout measured 7 on the Richter Scale!"

by Where's Mike? March 30, 2009

Gingrich Scale

The scale of measuring how exceptionally angry someone is getting, particularly where the cause or causes are either unclear or irrational. From famous spokesman of the irrationally foaming at the mouth, Newt Gingrich.

Mr. X: I can't believe it! WTF? THIS IS ABSOLUTE MADNESS! I'M LITERALLY SHAKING WITH ANGER! (Roared with flecks of spit flying from the side of his mouth)

Mr. Y: Jesus, that guy's gotta be pushing an... 8, 9 on the Gingrich scale?

Mrs. Z: Hell, he's going all out. Better run, if he hits a 10, his head's gonna explode and I don't want any on me.

by Woolfey July 30, 2009

Deringer Scale

As stated by comedian and TV show host Zane Lamprey on a scale of 1 to 10 of how likely you were to masturbate as a measure of how you are feeling at a given time.

Sick with the flu I told the doctor on the Deringer Scale I was a 4.

by Tw1g December 6, 2010

Lol Scale

Lol Scale

A scale for defining how lol something is, -10 being murderously unfunny, 10 being murderously funny.

Jokes on penguin wrappers are almost always -10l. Luckily, you can take your anger at the joke out on the biscuit.

"Snazzy. My dad says that."
"Mine just says "Get out of my way boy! And stop being such a disappointment, you useless layabout!"
"10L on the Lol Scale"

"Who's the king of the tissues? The hankie chief"
"-10l. Words cannot express my anger right now."

by ThoMoz August 21, 2009