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bullshit sandwiches

this is what you say to someone who is obviously lying or giving you an answer you find unacceptable. It can also be used as an exclamation should you find yourself in an unfair situation.
kid one : could you cover my shift on thursday, I heard you didn't have any plans.

kid two: I can't. I have to meet someone.
(knowing they have no plans whatsoever)

kid one : I see you've been snackin on those bullshit sanwiches.

or

you've had your car taken away by your parents, even though youre 21. You exclaim "bullshit sandwiches!"
by loveyou29 August 11, 2009
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Shit Sandwich

A 'SHIT SANDWICH' is a method of delivering some bad news, advice, or a rejection of someone's idea(s).

It is designed to make the bad news, advice or rejection more palatable, easier to take, and/or easier on the receiving party.

It is used to ensure the the person hearing the bad news, advice or rejection actually listens to what is being said so they can eat and digest it...

You want someone to eat the 'Shit' (bad news), you serve it between two lovely slices of bread.. hence 'Shit Sandwich'
George is just about to be sacked....

Hi George,

You've been with us for over 20 years and you've been a fantastic member of our team. You've dedicated so much of your own time its unbelieveable. You are a real credit.

The company needs to cut back and as you are so close to retirement it was felt that you'd be the ideal one to step down. Free up some of your time to do things you want to do.

Think of all the positive things you can now do with that dear wife of yours. She can fianlly spend some quality time with you, and you can take that Cruise you've always said you'd take her on. I envy you George.

Thats a 'Shit Sandwich'......

Not - Hi George, your Fired.....
by q0j0p April 10, 2010
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waitress sandwich

A sexual position in which a man sits on a chair while a woman (such as a waitress) sits on top and a second man sits on top of her, as immortalized by U.S. senators Chris Dodd and Ted Kennedy in 1985.
The two senators made a "waitress sandwich" while their dates were in the bathroom.
by TedFan85 August 31, 2013
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Apricot Sandwich

A vague sexual reference that actually has no meaning whatsoever. Used for confusing naive or gullible people.
guy1: Dude, I had a sweet apricot sandwich last night!
guy2: Are you using obscure sexual references again?
by Mr. E. Anonymous January 11, 2007
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sister sandwich

Having two sisters in the same bed with you for some Ménage a trios fucking action.
I made a sister sandwich out of Kim and Jen last night after the kegger. Whoo!
by moosehead7 August 9, 2006
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degrading sandwich

When two girls are grinding together and you and your wing man approach them from behind and proceed to grind with them pushing them closer and closer together between the two of you to form a sandwich like position. The move culminates with a large high five over the girls heads to create degradation towards these women. It is sick.
Yooo i was at the club last night and i saw these guys pull a degrading sandwich. I nearly shat my pants laughing.
by Davor jumbotron February 18, 2008
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Eskimo Sandwich

When you become Eskimo Bros at the same time.
Caleb and Matt always wanted to be Eskimo Bros, so they made an Eskimo Sandwich with a hottie they picked up at the bar.

Bro 1: Hey, you take er from the back, I'll go to town from the front.
Bro 2: totally. Whoa bro, we just made an Eskimo Sandwich, right on!
by Ybor Live September 16, 2020
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