Bubba Rub

Similar to the Midas touch except everything turns to Shit rather than gold.

Man that Bubba rub has ruined multiple lawyer careers and radio stations

by Mmmyellow March 12, 2017

Rub Bunnies

Situational lesbianism. When two women engage in a sexual act, but only because it also involves a male. Often facilitated by the use of drugs and/or alcohol.
Also:

Rubbing bunnies (present tense)
Rubbed bunnies (past tense)

Yes, Tim, let's do ecstasy and go back to your apartment. Kim and I are new friends, so this will give us a chance to rub bunnies.

by Peefy May 19, 2010

Force Rub

When a Jedi gets his girl off using only the Force. Not a Force power used by the Sith.

Luke: Remember that time on Hoth when I got Leia off?

Han: Dude, she's your sister!!
Luke: It's okay, I never touched her! I used the Force Rub.

by Obi-wan January 11, 2013

Rubbing the Rhinestone

When a girl masturbates. The term gets its name from when a girl masturbates by rubbing her clitoris (rhinestone). Some synonyms are polishing the pearl, flicking the bean, etc.

Don't bother Sally after school from 3:00-4:15, she'll be busy rubbing the rhinestone.

by DC_DC May 12, 2015

Butter Rub

After partaking in a copious amount of extra buttery movie theater popcorn, your girl gives you a quick greasy hand job with her buttered fingers during the coming attractions.

I always order the largest bucket of corn at the movies. It ensures Rachel will give me a great butter rub before the movie starts.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Rub the Stub

Play with one’s penis for sexual gratification. To beat off. To jerk off. Tug one. Male masturbation.

I’ll be in my room. I'm going to rub the stub.

I like to rub the stub in the shower.

My cousin walked in on me while I was rubbing the stub so I let her watch.

by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018

Fun Rub

The act of a female rubbing her clitoris and vagina with a limp penis while the male is unconscious, leading to a chub or full erection.

A girl was horny after reading Fifty Shades of Gray, so she decided to Fun Rub her boyfriend's dick and got off while he was asleep. He woke up with a chub wondering what had happened to him. She was all wet and smiling.

by Papajit August 16, 2012