Loose Rooster

A dope fiend/drug addict.

The bust stop aint safe uptown no more cause of all them loose roosters

by Dbizzle1184 August 11, 2017

Rooster Joke

A terrible joke that is literally not even a joke. Named after the famous rooster meme.

Sarah: Wanna here a rooster joke? What do you call someone who is a terrible driver?
Bob: I don't know.
Sarah: A dick

by SavagePancakesYeah April 28, 2017

the flaming rooster

when a man lights his penis on fire and inserts it into a partner while making rooster noises.

"oh lets do the flaming rooster"
"cockadoodledo"

by justanotherweeb69 May 2, 2022

Smack the Rooster

The lesbian act of gently tapping another girl's labia for an arousal and doodling response

"She does not want to choke the chicken - she wants to smack the rooster!"

by SinglePringle047 June 22, 2017

rooster tits

When a man fucks a woman between the tits but they are so small he has to squeeze together to fit his cock between them

That girl has rooster tits

by moose balls December 12, 2014

blue rooster

Morning wood after a failed night with no sex!

She teased me all night at the bar I took her home and she left me frustrated! Woke up this morning with a hell of a Blue Rooster!

by Thunder Head! September 26, 2019

roosters breakfast

Sex in the morning; Doing a root at sunrise...

"Hey Dave! Did you get a roosters breakfast?"

by frank pterodactyl January 14, 2009