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Toms River

Suburban area where nothing exciting happens. Most importantly, the coolest kids in the world live here. Best known for the Little League Championship winners. Also, everyone here claims that they knew Piper Perabo because this is her hometown. During the summer, Seaside Hts. is overrun with tourists and occasionally MTV for some strange reason. People are being "Made" left and right. We have the worst mall in the world. Kids skip school to go to the beach.
Hey, let's go to the Poland Springs Arena to see Bill Cosby.

Cool Beans or Applebees after the movie?
by Mr. Ritacco January 25, 2005
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River Jumping

The art of jumping over rivers, so you dont have to get wet
Broude is the master of river jumping, he is never wet!
by RiverJumper19 January 7, 2010
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Anal river

This is the line of liquid that is formed around the anal region after one has been cum on.
"It was great, i came all over her arse and left one hell of an Anal river"
by Richard123 October 2, 2005
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river snakes

A skinny person's biceps
Check out that Ethiopian kid's biceps! He's got a mean pair of river snakes.
by MathosKotso September 6, 2008
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Peace River

A peaceful, quiet town in Northern Alberta with a river running through the center of it. The hottest chicks in Canada hang out at the local ski hill called Misery Mountain. There's also a cornocopia of pine beetles devouring the trees.
Guy from BC: "Dude! I just got back from my ski-trip to Peace River! There was some HOT CHICKS there!"

Other Guy From BC: "Dude! Really? I gotta get me some of dat!"
by crazykitteh January 25, 2010
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Chariton River

A river that runs through Novinger in Adair county in Missouri. The Chariton is a very muddy river, resembling the Mississippi. It is small, but it makes up for its size with importance. Many crickers used to use it for a source of water and as a trade route in the early 19th century. Some people living in poverty still camp out on it's banks, as under some bridges there are remains of campfires and rugs. The Chariton is always remembered as a part of Missourian culture.
So many crickers live by the Chariton River.
A flash flood came down the Chariton.
My fishing line got snagged in the Chariton.
Many poor people rely on the Chariton for food and water.
Even today, some people live by the Chariton River.
Really large blue catfish thrive in the Chariton.
Everyone knows the Chariton is dangerous during storms.
Never fall in the Chariton; the current will drag you down.
Don't use light sinkers in the Chariton; your line will snag.
A 30lb. blue cat was just caught in the Chariton yesterday.
by Down by the Crick Side September 15, 2010
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River Skank

A river skank is a female hooker who is considered an absolute skank by the general population and usually hang around near rivers or any type of water. You can also find Sea Skanks and Swamp Skanks are the worst.

Generally a river skank is just referred to anyone who puts themselves up for prositution, they may not actually be bad looking, it depends on the context.
Chris you brought an absolute river skank to the villa last night.
by DubstepCraig August 14, 2016
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