Suburban area where nothing exciting happens. Most importantly, the coolest kids in the world live here. Best known for the Little League Championship winners. Also, everyone here claims that they knew Piper Perabo because this is her hometown. During the summer, Seaside Hts. is overrun with tourists and occasionally MTV for some strange reason. People are being "Made" left and right. We have the worst mall in the world. Kids skip school to go to the beach.
Hey, let's go to the Poland Springs Arena to see Bill Cosby.
Cool Beans or Applebees after the movie?
Cool Beans or Applebees after the movie?
by Mr. Ritacco January 25, 2005
Get the Toms Rivermug. by RiverJumper19 January 7, 2010
Get the River Jumpingmug. by Richard123 October 2, 2005
Get the Anal rivermug. by MathosKotso September 6, 2008
Get the river snakesmug. A peaceful, quiet town in Northern Alberta with a river running through the center of it. The hottest chicks in Canada hang out at the local ski hill called Misery Mountain. There's also a cornocopia of pine beetles devouring the trees.
Guy from BC: "Dude! I just got back from my ski-trip to Peace River! There was some HOT CHICKS there!"
Other Guy From BC: "Dude! Really? I gotta get me some of dat!"
Other Guy From BC: "Dude! Really? I gotta get me some of dat!"
by crazykitteh January 25, 2010
Get the Peace Rivermug. The act of sticking a pregnant woman's nipple into a male urethra and forcibly making her lactate at the same time that you receive a hand-job. All that comes out of the penis should then be directed down the woman's esophagus.
by The Maiden's Fist April 21, 2010
Get the Milky Rivermug. When one takes a crap in a moving body of water while facing down stream and the turd "plinkos" off one or both of his/her legs.
by lampropeltis311 August 29, 2009
Get the River Plinkomug.