Reverse Commute

During a threesome (one guy, two girls) after the deposit has been made into one girl, the other girl immediately sucks it out.

Alternative Definition: Two guys bring home two girls from the bar (one hot, the other a granade or 'Grimbo'). They are all having sex in the same room and the guy with the hot girl is experiencing the 'Reverse Commute' since he is in a far better postion than his mate on the other side of the 'highway'

by Cat Stabber March 6, 2010

Reverse Kentucky Buffalo

When a woman yells dougman repeatedly while she pees when a man is preforming anal sex

If you piss her off she'll give you a reverse kentucky buffalo

by NightHunter August 6, 2011

Reverse Sharting

When you sit down to take a dump and are disappointed to only be relieved of gas. Also known as fooping, dumpappointed, and all-blow-and-no-show.

Hey Will, you were in there a long time. How was your dump?

Not good, I was reverse sharting the whole time.

by Alston Whitter August 7, 2012

Reverse Tijuana Jackhammer

If when a male and a female engage in a standing 69 where the female is the standing partner, the male achieves orgasm first, the female retaliates by dropping or thrusting the male straight downwards onto the floor and shitting on his unconscious face.

A variant of the Alabama Jackhammer

That stupid jackass Craig came in my mouth before I was even halfway there so I gave him a Reverse Tijuana Jackhammer.

by Backwoods Jackass June 2, 2013

Reverse date

A date where you do what a normal date/relationship would do in opposite flow.

A normal date: awkward convo, meal, sex, sexting/booty calls

Reverse date: sexting/booty calls, sex, meal, awkward convo

"So I went on a reverse date last night"

"How did it go?"
"Well, during the awkward conversation I finally learned her name and stopped calling her by her okcupid handle"

by Ohwhatchamacallit August 16, 2014

reverse hangover

Had a big night on the raspberry cordials. To your dismay you wake up the next morning feeling pretty good but for every hour your awake you feel considerably worse, until you eventually feel as hungover as you should if not worse.

Mate: I woke up this morning feeling fine considering how drunk I was last night, but I went to get some food and it just hit me like a bus.
Me: Haha, you did grab the bouncer on the butt on the way out of the club!
Mate : I think I've got a reverse hangover.

by BoxingKangaroo January 19, 2014

Reverse Declan

The act of eating Starbursts out of a women's vagina.

Bob- Dude, I did the Reverse Declan on Stacy last night.

Kyle- No way!

by Kitty2000 October 9, 2014