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eel testicles

Term for tater tots, which are bite-sized foods made from sliced potatoes (like hash browns, but smaller). Best eaten with ketchup.
School cafeteria's serving eel testicles again! Yum!
by Goggle January 10, 2005
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jesticles

1.) To jest with one's testicles. (aka-tease the female)
2.) The Jewish bean often found sprouting behind one's testicle flaps.
3.) A sport in which two men joust with their ball bags supported by two gyrating metal springs. (aka - jut busting)
1.) Damn guuurl, Mark was totally using his jesticles against me last night.
2.) Omg, he was growing the largest jesticles you've ever seen.
3.) The Ferret Warriors testicles exploded upon contact with the Anal Defender in the latest jesticle match.
by Anothony and David August 21, 2006
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testicles

An ancient Greek philosopher who claimed "life is like a long hard cock..." and croaked before he could finish. Many scholars believe he could have ended the sentence in many ways, but the most popular is "and at the end there is only the Tate"
Testicles often countered Plato in his teachings, but they both met there demise in philosophical means. By reaching the great Tate.
by Whoflungpoo? February 19, 2009
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Jesticles

Man did you see those skaters? I bet they are gonn suck on each other's tiny jesticles.
by JUICYWOOCIE March 6, 2009
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Testicleses

Testicleses , was a Greek god and hero to many, but awesome to all.
In fact he was so awesome he once found Nemo and saved the little bitch from drowning in a matter of 2 weeks. His family included his mother, Athena, his father, Jason Bourne, his brother, god, his sister, Cthulu, and his wife, that chicken from the garden of eden, and his two sons, Randy Orton, and the Trix rabbit, and finally his pet rhinoceros, billy.
In legend it is said that whoever pissed testicleses off would face the Rath of Billy's horn, in simplified terms you'do get ass raped by a rhino's horn.
Testicles lived a long live but was murdered by his son Randy Orton, he taught Randy the RKO but Randy used it against him in WWE raw because why the hell not?
He saved nemo, dory, he fixed the mad hatter, and kicked many cock juggling thunder cunt's balls. That's about it.
Testicleses is the Greek god of testicles
by The inner enigma August 1, 2017
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restless restless syndrome

"Does Ami have restless restless syndrome?"
"Nah, he's just go ADHD and ADD, and drank a bit too much coffee, and snorted a tad of cocaine, and ate sugar spiked sugar cookies, and had a speed-sundae, he'll be fine in a few years."
by Sudonihymn August 19, 2011
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Fantastical Testicles

Anyone that has overly large man-man (balls) that women are attracted to without even seeing them.
Erika: Ahhh man did you see Elijah yesterday?
Lucy: Yeah I wanted to suck on his dick all day!!
Erika: I know, especially on his Fantastical Testicles!
Lucy: .....His balls right?
Erika: YEP!!
by Tr1pl3Cs & That Guy April 26, 2011
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