Can’t relate

A phrase used by the iconic multi millionaire youtuber Jeffree Star. It means that if you never experienced something you cannot relate on it.

Local: I want to go into Gucci but I don’t think they’ll let me in because I look poor and homeless

Jeffree: Can’t relate *walks in and buys 10,000 worth of gucci*

Local: *cries in poor*

by Natexclip September 16, 2018

Relationship Horny

The moment when you're around far too numerous couples who show shitloads of affection to each other, and you're wishing you had a date to fuck with

I was so relationship horny at the game last night. All my friends were making out with their dates and I was just standing there.

by Swimmer967 January 17, 2016

reliable guy

the one side character that everyone hated at first but later on the main character's nephew calls him a reliable guy and ends up being the only character he's ever really said that too

"you are a truly reliable guy"
"what the fuck you know i exist too and i'm your literal uncle"
"no"

by jojosbizarreno February 2, 2021

Freedom From Religion Foundation

An American freethought organization based in Madison, Wisconsin. Its purposes, as stated in its bylaws, are to promote the separation of church and state and to educate the public on matters relating to atheism, agnosticism and nontheism.

Freedom From Religion Foundation pointed out to the ignorant politician the Treaty of Tripoli as proof of the separation of church and state.

by akrking April 20, 2010

Religious Tourettes

An affliction most commonly with those who attend a religious congregation frequently, inwhich the person yells out affirmations of what the religious speaker is saying. It is found mostly in the christian religion.

Common Words and phrases yelled are hallelujah, amen, glory be with us, and praise jesus.

That woman keeps yelling hallelujah at the preacher... I think she has Religious Tourettes.

by Adam Hobbs October 19, 2008

Reluctant Ninja

Bad ass Ninja dude born and bread with a destiny to effortlessly kill at will. The only problem is...that he'd rather grow shrubbery and collect retro talking action figures with exotic accents.

Client: Hey Ninja! Will ya carry out that assasination I'm paying ya for already!

Reluctant Ninja: (Sighs) Hold yer horses! Can't you see I've still got more shrubbery to shrub here!!

by sensei_RN May 14, 2009

reloading the homies

When your mate has had too many rounds of pumping cum into his girlfriend and as a result, has spent nuts. In order to help him continue his night the right way, you wrap your foreskin around the tip of his penis and ejaculate into his urethra, refilling his supply of love juice.

Mum: "Sam? What were you doing with your pants down in the bedroom with Chase? I thought you weren't into that sort of stuff."
Sam: "Oh, don't worry mum. It's not like that, I was just reloading the homies."

by shmuelban03 April 30, 2019