by S’onkel December 19, 2021
Get the Bedussy ratiomug. The ultimate measurement tool for noobs around the world. Can be used to measure just about anything from distance, to height, to time. The standard is based on Joe.
by The Jack Bauer October 19, 2007
Get the Joe Ratiomug. The Hoykens Ratio represents the duration of a television show that a viewer is hypothetically willing to subject themselves to in comparison to watching a half hour episode of The Big Bang Theory. For example, a viewer may be willing to watch four hours of public executions of innocent children instead of watching half an hour of The Big Bang Theory. A negative value would indicate that a viewer would prefer to kill themselves instead of watching the proposed program. This is rare, but possible as indicated by the -2 value assigned to 2 Broke Girls.
This ratio was discovered by Bruno Hoyken in 2007 after watching and episode of the Big Bang Theory. The morning of the day he had watched the premiere episode of the series he had been staring at the sun and realised that they were equally as pleasant to watch. He assigned the show a value of one, a value equal to staring at the sun.
The units for measuring the Hoyken's ratio is Lamency.
For a full list of Lamency values refer to the Idiotic Table.
This ratio was discovered by Bruno Hoyken in 2007 after watching and episode of the Big Bang Theory. The morning of the day he had watched the premiere episode of the series he had been staring at the sun and realised that they were equally as pleasant to watch. He assigned the show a value of one, a value equal to staring at the sun.
The units for measuring the Hoyken's ratio is Lamency.
For a full list of Lamency values refer to the Idiotic Table.
The Shopping Network has a Hoyken's Ratio of between 12 to 16, depending on the product and the attractiveness of the presenter.
by Dr Hoigle July 4, 2012
Get the Hoyken's Ratiomug. abbreviation for "Potential to Blow Up ratio", which is a scale ranging from 1 (low) to 10 (high), that rates the chances a currently hot girl will someday gain weight and become overly chubby and unattractive.
Key note: One night hookups are exempt from the P.T.B.U ratio as the girl being rated is usually hot, and even though she is likely to blow up in the future, the aforementioned potential blow up will not effect her current hotness.
Key note: One night hookups are exempt from the P.T.B.U ratio as the girl being rated is usually hot, and even though she is likely to blow up in the future, the aforementioned potential blow up will not effect her current hotness.
Tom: "Check out that chick over there... she is smoking hot."
Brent: "Dude, look her thick upper arms and those kankles, she's got a high P.T.B.U. ratio.
Tom: "Man, who says I'm proposing? Bang it tonight, leave it tomorrow.
Brent: "Dude, look her thick upper arms and those kankles, she's got a high P.T.B.U. ratio.
Tom: "Man, who says I'm proposing? Bang it tonight, leave it tomorrow.
by Jack Metzler April 2, 2008
Get the P.T.B.U. ratiomug. Joe: So Gina, how many days a week do you expect to have sex?
Gina: I'd say about three...
Joe: Right, so your sex ratio is 3:7...
Gina: What the f**k?
Gina: I'd say about three...
Joe: Right, so your sex ratio is 3:7...
Gina: What the f**k?
by Wrath of Kleptos October 22, 2008
Get the [sex] ratiomug. by The real DB Cooper May 18, 2014
Get the LTC ratiomug. The neutral, generic male-term used to describe a social gathering that is comprised of all, or nearly all males.
by Promoter King April 5, 2009
Get the Randy Ratiomug.