Rapist mode

Having sex as fast as physically possible.

"We were shagging and someone knocked on the front door
so I had to shift into rapist mode."

by Dylan M May 30, 2006

axe rapist

1. One who rapes, primarily with an axe.
2. Sludge hammers also an axe rapist tool.
3. Usually found in the woods of Northern Minnesota.

I wanted to be an axe rapist for halloween, but I couldn't afford the cape.

by smallzilla January 16, 2011

Dog Rapist

1. The act of inserting the penis into a dog's ass.
2. Sexually violating a canine.
3. Having half human, half-dog children with a black labrador retriever, or perhaps some other smaller species of dog.

eg. "Bret Jenkins raped that dog up the ass!"
eg. "Oh Jesus, it's that boy who stuck his ding dong up that dogs bum."
eg. "It's that dog rapist!

by Informant January 2, 2008

Butt Rapist

Noun

1 One who perpetrates anal rape
2 syn. Kobe Bryant

In order to maintain top form, a good butt rapist should always drink sprite and eat crispy McDonald's french fries.

by Brantowan October 2, 2004

Rapies

(ray-pees) A disease contracted from getting raped by Bertha, the man/woman sheriff who sits and watches little boys and girls in hot tubs. His/Her tactics for injecting a little boy or girl with rapies includes hiding out in a cave in a swimming pool. He/She patiently waits until the so called little boy or girl enters the cave and then he/she strikes. Rapies is not curable. Side effects include long woman dreads and a nose piercing.

Dani: "Erin, I dare you to go into that cave?"
Erin: "No! I dont want to get attacked by Bertha!"
Jacqueline: "Who's Bertha?"
Dani: "The man/woman sheriff who gives you rapies!"
Jacqueline: "ahhh I heard that stuff is uncurable!"
Erin: "Sadly, It is. I was infected by Evan (the marine biologist) and I am slowly but surely growing long woman dreads and I woke up with a nose piercing yesterday morning."

by E. Coves April 22, 2011

Spoon Rapist

A person who big spoons another person when the other person physically or vocally objects to the said spooning.

Lynne is a spoon rapist.

She spoon raped me.

That man spends most of his time serial spoon raping.

by Fox in sox April 19, 2011

telephone rapist

Someone who repeatedly calls you when you don't pick up the first time.

My mom just called me five times in a row. What a telephone rapist.

by ayamro May 3, 2009