The Hoykens Ratio represents the duration of a television show that a viewer is hypothetically willing to subject themselves to in comparison to watching a half hour episode of The Big Bang Theory. For example, a viewer may be willing to watch four hours of public executions of innocent children instead of watching half an hour of The Big Bang Theory. A negative value would indicate that a viewer would prefer to kill themselves instead of watching the proposed program. This is rare, but possible as indicated by the -2 value assigned to 2 Broke Girls.
This ratio was discovered by Bruno Hoyken in 2007 after watching and episode of the Big Bang Theory. The morning of the day he had watched the premiere episode of the series he had been staring at the sun and realised that they were equally as pleasant to watch. He assigned the show a value of one, a value equal to staring at the sun.
The units for measuring the Hoyken's ratio is Lamency.
For a full list of Lamency values refer to the Idiotic Table.
This ratio was discovered by Bruno Hoyken in 2007 after watching and episode of the Big Bang Theory. The morning of the day he had watched the premiere episode of the series he had been staring at the sun and realised that they were equally as pleasant to watch. He assigned the show a value of one, a value equal to staring at the sun.
The units for measuring the Hoyken's ratio is Lamency.
For a full list of Lamency values refer to the Idiotic Table.
The Shopping Network has a Hoyken's Ratio of between 12 to 16, depending on the product and the attractiveness of the presenter.
by Dr Hoigle July 02, 2012
abbreviation for "Potential to Blow Up ratio", which is a scale ranging from 1 (low) to 10 (high), that rates the chances a currently hot girl will someday gain weight and become overly chubby and unattractive.
Key note: One night hookups are exempt from the P.T.B.U ratio as the girl being rated is usually hot, and even though she is likely to blow up in the future, the aforementioned potential blow up will not effect her current hotness.
Key note: One night hookups are exempt from the P.T.B.U ratio as the girl being rated is usually hot, and even though she is likely to blow up in the future, the aforementioned potential blow up will not effect her current hotness.
Tom: "Check out that chick over there... she is smoking hot."
Brent: "Dude, look her thick upper arms and those kankles, she's got a high P.T.B.U. ratio.
Tom: "Man, who says I'm proposing? Bang it tonight, leave it tomorrow.
Brent: "Dude, look her thick upper arms and those kankles, she's got a high P.T.B.U. ratio.
Tom: "Man, who says I'm proposing? Bang it tonight, leave it tomorrow.
by Jack Metzler April 02, 2008
by S’onkel December 19, 2021
calculated by taking length of the amputated limb and dividing that number by the average length of similar amputees. A person who only lost a foot would have a relatively high nub ratio compared to someone who lost a leg at the hip.
"Baby, to be honest..I don't know if I would still love you if you lost an arm...maybe if it was below the elbow and you always kept the prosthetic on. I know its shallow but I need at least a 60% nub ratio."
"I met this crazy chick online last week, we met up downtown and went back to my place but it turns out that she has a fake leg. At first I didn't care and we started messing around but I couldn't go through with it, her nub ratio was just too low, it was like a kfc biscuit.
"I met this crazy chick online last week, we met up downtown and went back to my place but it turns out that she has a fake leg. At first I didn't care and we started messing around but I couldn't go through with it, her nub ratio was just too low, it was like a kfc biscuit.
by thenubstopshere December 17, 2008
Joe: So Gina, how many days a week do you expect to have sex?
Gina: I'd say about three...
Joe: Right, so your sex ratio is 3:7...
Gina: What the f**k?
Gina: I'd say about three...
Joe: Right, so your sex ratio is 3:7...
Gina: What the f**k?
by Wrath of Kleptos September 11, 2008
by The real DB Cooper April 06, 2014
The neutral, generic male-term used to describe a social gathering that is comprised of all, or nearly all males.
by Promoter King April 05, 2009