Quarantine

When the government raises the price of toilet paper and locks everyone up.

I hate being in quarantine.

by 123dogandcatlover March 7, 2022

quarantine brain

Doing everything you said you wouldn't do when isolated and alone

covid-19 lockdown gave me a serious case of quarantine brain

by ha ha ha aaa April 25, 2020

Quarantine Clean

adjective used to describe what an OCD person does to the home when bored with nothing else to do in quarantine. Each project should take no fewer than 5 hours. Projects include such things as Cleaning the oven, cleaning fridge, descaling the dishwasher, scrubbing baseboards, scrubbing grout. Will result in much satisfaction after sweating and cursing under the breath for hours on end. No more than one project per day, and each item cleaned can never. Ever. Be used or touched. Again!!!

This covid -19 virus has my oven, windows and kitchen grout quarantine clean.

by J to the R April 8, 2020

Quarantine fling

A quarantine fling is a short-term romantic or sexual relationship that happens during quarantine

girl 1: what happened to that one guy

girl 2: girl he was just a quarantine fling

by Dr.manbitch January 1, 2021

Quarantine Boy

A person, specifically a dude, who has been quarantined for 15 days.

Person:Hey Quarantine Boy!!
Person 2: stfu
Person: No.

by kat but maybe kat September 24, 2020

Quarantine Cunt

One who, or that which, will stick around sexually for the sake in times of quarantine.

"Yo bro, you dating that chick?"

"Naa man, she's my quarantine cunt.

"But babe, I LOVE YOU!"

"I'm sorry , you're just my quarantine cock.

by Neeky April 15, 2020

Quarantine Papi

: A sugar daddy that provides food and a quarantine compound.

Daisy decided to hunker down with her Quarantine Papi.

by GOAL-OSO May 23, 2020