pitching machine

A chick who can shoot ping pong balls out of her pussy

Artie- I got a chick called 'The Pitching Machine'. You'll never in a million years guess why shes called that

John- She shoots ping pong balls out of her snatch?

by Gits Colacitti December 14, 2008

pitchforks and hammer handles

That's what we would say during a downpour.

It's raining "pitchforks and hammer handles". Maybe that was just a local Pennsylvania Dutch area thing.

by bob4712 January 11, 2011

patch crowe

Holy hotness! This guy is a singer in the boyband Beyond 5. His full name is Terrence Patrick Crowe III, but he goes by Patch. He is from Brisbane, Australia. Aside from singing, Patch enjoys reading, playing sports, and taking showers (he said it himself on twitter.) He has perfect blond hair, blue eyes, an amazing voice, and has a smolder comparable to that of Flynn Rider's from the movie Tangled. He is a really sweet and funny person. You will often catch him laughing at himself onstage. Patch is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. He also gives THE BEST hugs ever. Whoever ends up with him will be one lucky girl.

"I went to a Beyond 5 concert and got serenaded by Patch Crowe!" *falls over and dies of happiness*

"Did you see Patch Crowe shimmy up on stage during the Beyond 5 concert? He is the best dancer!"

by beyond5_fangirls January 19, 2014

Patching

The act of opening a message/chat and ignoring it.

My boyfriend was patching my messages yesterday.

by SeshGremlinX February 4, 2019

eye-patch underwear

Type of thong underwear worn by one of Michael Duvall's mistresses.

Michael (bragging about affair) : She wears little eye-patch underwear. So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And
 so, we had made love Wednesday--a lot! And so she'll, she's all, 'I am going 
up and down the stairs, and you're dripping out of me!' So messy!

by mac2 September 10, 2009

Internet Pitchfork Mob

The internet version of a torch and pitchfork mob. A group of angry people raging about a problem that rapidly gains supporters, taking over topics, comment sections and product reviews with rage posts. Tramples anyone who doesn't agree mercilessly.

Commonly occurs in response to controversial topics or unpopular actions by corporations and/or the government.

The game's been broken for two days and there's an Internet Pitchfork Mob on the forums and in the amazon reviews!

by Laharl25 March 11, 2013

pitch

To sell drugs, or anything without a barcode for that matter

I was pitching rock on the block till I got Knocked by the Cops

by RonCris August 27, 2005