Piss Puddle

A small deposit of urine, left elsewhere than the appropriate facilities.

You are just like a piss puddle, even the person who left you here won't admit to your existence.

by Your Mom In A Handbasket November 13, 2002

Fuck puddle

When a male cums and it leaves a puddle.

Girl: Cody why did you leave a fuck puddle on my bed?

Cody: I didn't want to cum in you and get you preggo.

by Battle #1 December 2, 2009

Puddle jumping

Taking short flights by airplane.

I spent last month puddle jumping between New York and Boston.

by trapclap February 8, 2017

puddle jumping

The act of smoking a bowl of methamphetamines. This term comes from when the crystals turn into a puddle at the bottom of the pipe when heated.

Hey man, I went puddle jumping with this crazy hot chick last night. Then we fucked like rabbits!! It was awesome

by shatteredice18 September 8, 2015

Puddle Cheater

A man who lays with women to receive free Meth from women or ex's and prefers to lay less with his woman the 80% the ex The 20%

I can not help you. You are a puddle cheater who cares for drugs and women with a love pipe.

by Stephens Og Red 307 Wonder wom November 8, 2020

Tongue Puddle

While licking out a woman that is on there period they made bleed. When it does bleed the blood gathers on the tongue resulting in a tongue puddle of blood.

Ben: I was licking out Beth last night and then out of the blue she just exploded with her period shit all over my face! There was even a tongue puddle!

Joe: No fucking way!

by JamesH1995 October 17, 2011

penis puddle

The trickle of semen following ejaculation (often by several minutes), which can be unexpected and make an unplanned mess.

"I felt something cold, then checked and, lo and behold, my underwear had fallen victim to penis puddle."
"Crap, penis puddle. I gotta change underwears before it dries and I gotta peel the damn thing off"

by ColdFusion December 21, 2004