skeet puddle 

This typically happens during the process of skeeting. It is when you pull out and shoot your entire load into the biotche's eye socket.

"Hold still bitch"
"Fucker, now I have to clean up this skeet puddle"

skeet puddle by ezal June 11, 2006

sticky puddle 

when u cum on the base of a girls neck between her collar bones when she's laying on her back creating a puddle of ejaculation.

she thought she was getting it in the face but i made a sticky puddle

sticky puddle by johny beans January 30, 2010

gunt puddle 

A collection of sweat that can accumulate between the pannis and the pussy.

Her gunt puddle could be seen from across the room.

gunt puddle by Dirtytrainer December 10, 2017

puddle slut 

a female that will do ANYTHING for the puddle in the bottom of the bowl.

she is worse than a bag ho, she is a puddle slut.

puddle slut by Smeed November 6, 2007

Puddle duck 

A chic thatll do anythin for a pipe of crack

She's such a puddle duck

Puddle duck by Trouble73 November 13, 2017

puddle fart 

Kind of like farting in the bath and producing the bubbles, but in the shower. Basically if you need a fart in the shower, have your back facing the shower, cup your hand over your ass crack and let water dribble into it. Let the fart rip, enjoy the sensation of a hand contained bubble.

Grandpa - "enjoy the puddle farts while you still can boy, last time i tried it grandma spent the week cleaning up shit from the shower."

puddle fart by Richy Mac January 19, 2008

mississippi mud puddle 

while having anal sex with your partner, you proceed to urinate inside his/her butthole. Followed by removal of the penis and lying on the ground (preferably a solid and easy to clean surface) your partner still containing the urine inside them proceeds to deficate on your face.

"oh my jenny, whats that awful stain on your new carpet?"

"Oh thats just last nights mississippi mud puddle, we got a little wasted"

mississippi mud puddle by Robert Newton/Bruce Mehr January 6, 2008