Procrastifaking

When a muth-fucka take all damn day to do a simple ass task.
And still doesn't finish it, after several attempts.

Dave: Alon did you do your homework?
Alon: Umm... Damn dogg I sholl forgot
Dave:Yo ass be procrastifaking.
Alon: Nigga fuck you.

by De$ha mutha-fuckin G March 5, 2011

Procrastibang

(v) The act of having sex in order to avoid looming responsibilities.

Chad: "I'm going to fail this midterm today."
Cindy: "Why?"
Chad: "I was too busy procrastibanging to study."

by Superguidodouche May 27, 2011

Procrastigame

To procrastinate via video games.

Man, I procrastingamed so bad today I didn't get shit done.

Fuck this homework, I think I'm just going to procrastigame as long as I can.

by __Meeshee__ September 16, 2011

procrastiface

Using Facebook to procrastinate.

"I could do this assignment, but I'll probably just continue to procrastiface."

by mynamesjono October 14, 2012

procrastinbaking

Baking as a form of procrastination.

i was procrastinbaking all evening... now i have 48 chocolate muffins, and a 48 on my history exam.

by greek.fire November 4, 2012

Procrastibating

Pretty much killing two birds with one stone...

I enjoy procrastibating because that way, I can fuck my hot teacher in TWO different ways!

by Some girl in a college class February 6, 2013

Procrastipated

Like being constipated but instead of poo, work won't come out of your body.

Not being able to work on anything, remedies for procrastipation are energy drinks and cocaine.

I want to get started on this essay, but I'm feeling so procrastipated that I'll never leave the couch.

by BVids November 5, 2013