practicing to be a baby daddy

euphemism for male masturbation

Becoming a baby daddy typically (though not always) requires a male orgasm, and so for a male to bring about an orgasm on his own could count as practicing for the eventual orgasm that will result in baby daddy-hood.

A: "What are you doing this weekend?"
B: "Not too much... mostly just practicing to be a baby daddy."
A: "Don't get it in your eye."

by daisha August 17, 2010

Practice’s baby

If someone is practices baby it means they are perfect

“If practice makes perfect I’m practice’s baby”

by twistedteaz January 02, 2021

practicing her madonna look

Way to old for the many sexual acts you do to please others.

Looks like grandma's back to practicing her madonna look.

by definedayone May 04, 2015

practicing your dinosaur call

To puke, vomit, throw up, blow chucks, worship the porcelain god, etc.

Man, you were sooo drunk last night. Did I hear you practicing your dinosaur call this morning?

Yeah, it was quite rough.

by ;lkjasdfjhgf May 20, 2011

Practicable

A skill that could be learned and/or improved with practice

Football is a practicable sport,the more you will practice it the better you will get at it

by Ridhiman July 29, 2024

Choir-Practice-Heeley

When you're a ginger douche and flake out on shift end drinks

Where is Ben? He's being a choir-practice-heeley and went home to sleep.

by Dalerino February 25, 2022

Batting Practice

An act in which a man takes out his erect penis and slaps their partner in the face.

Male: "Welcome to Batting Practice."
*slap*

by dxjtg September 19, 2021