self-poster

Someone who comments on their own comments in a social networking environment.

John (status update): Good morning world!
John (commenting on his own status): LML!
John (commenting on his own status again): God, I'm such a self-poster!

by nearly civilized November 17, 2011

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Hyper Poster

Person who constantly updates their Facebook status. At least 10 times a day.

A Hyper Poster usually updates asking a question so people would respond. This Facebook user updates every hour or so, a long with a cluster of posts within an hour.

by Facebook User August 7, 2012

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superior posterior

better than average ass, large ass.

"She has a superior posterior compared with that flat-assed girl"

by Lick Her Assman March 10, 2014

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Penis Poster

One who frequently takes pictures of their penises and posts them on social networks

e.g

"That new kid in school is a total penis poster"

by RandomUsername May 20, 2014

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A mix of ne and posted Ne posted is when you're chilling and either
1. You're chuckling at some dumb thing you can barely remember
2. You're snickering at something you see as you're watching YT or scrolling through IG/Reddit
<<<You might not want to be bothered when you say this, please keep that in mind. It's like lol so don't say it out loud, please, or it's gonna make you seem like a weirdo.>>>
You're just vibing and having a good time by yourself or with the homies.

Texting scene:
Jada: Hey Adam wyd
Adam: Rn I'm ne posted.

Jada: Oh, same tho

by GodDammitAlan! November 4, 2019

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